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ALT A selfie of me, a cis white male wearing glasses with short brown hair parted one one side. I'm in front of a tree. My nails are painted burgundy, I'm holding an orange mug, I'm wearing a blue/green scarf, and wearing the "Fall Adventure Sweater" from Paola's Pixels.
ALT Screenshot of my "Brew Scry" post: Warlocks have to carefully track their magic use. Some do this by using... HexSpell Spreadsheets. #PunBard #TTRPG
ALT A selfie of me, a cis white male wearing glasses with short brown hair parted one one side. I'm in front of a tree. My nails are painted burgundy, I'm holding an orange mug, I'm wearing a blue/green scarf, and wearing the "Fall Adventure Sweater" from Paola's Pixels.
ALT Screenshot of my "Brew Scry" post: Warlocks have to carefully track their magic use. Some do this by using... HexSpell Spreadsheets. #PunBard #TTRPG
ALT A screenshot of my Bluesky post: sky pirates are all bluster. You could even say they're full of...HOT ARRRRRR 🎈
ALT A selfie of me. I'm a cis white male wearing glasses. I have short brown hair with sides shaved but bangs a little long and swept to one side. I'm wearing a lavender long sleeve button up with a black vest and also a blue tie with TTRPG dice shapes from Paola's Pixels. My nails are painted blue and I have one hand up in the ✌sign
ALT A selfie of me, a cis white male. I'm wearing glasses, a red scarf, a brown lined jacket, a burgundy sweater, and red nail polish. I'm smiling and holding one hand in a ✌ sign. I'm standing in front of a glass window with a faux wreath with red ribbon. My hair is parted to one side with long-ish bangs and sides shaved.
ALT A screenshot of my Bluesky post: "Unarmored Defense. Or as some call it... going Bare AC"
ALT A selfie of me, a cis white male. I'm wearing glasses, a red scarf, a brown lined jacket, a burgundy sweater, and red nail polish. I'm smiling and holding one hand in a ✌ sign. I'm standing in front of a glass window with a faux wreath with red ribbon. My hair is parted to one side with long-ish bangs and sides shaved.
ALT A screenshot of my Bluesky post: "Unarmored Defense. Or as some call it... going Bare AC"
ALT A screenshot of my Bluesky post: sky pirates are all bluster. You could even say they're full of...HOT ARRRRRR 🎈
ALT A selfie of me. I'm a cis white male wearing glasses. I have short brown hair with sides shaved but bangs a little long and swept to one side. I'm wearing a lavender long sleeve button up with a black vest and also a blue tie with TTRPG dice shapes from Paola's Pixels. My nails are painted blue and I have one hand up in the ✌sign
ALT A selfie of me. A cis white male wearing glasses in a backyard in front of a tree with brown hair. I'm wearing a straw fedora with a blue band. I'm wearing a lavender button-up shirt with a crimson tie and black vest. My nails are painted burgundy and I'm holding one hand up in a ✌ sign.
ALT Screenshot of my Blooskee post. "Quest Hook: the local dungeon is actually part of the local economy however they've had some issues from within. A nearby town has hired your party to help resolve this... Inter-gnoll dispute.
ALT A selfie of me. I'm a cis white male wearing glasses with short brown hair parted on one side with some of my bangs over one eyebrow. I'm wearing a graphic t-shirt from Paola's Pixels with her "Fall Adventure" design which is a silhouette of a group of adventurers walking in a fall environment with mountains and trees using reds, browns, oranges, and yellows. I also am holding my hand up in a ✌ sign, with my nails painted teal.
ALT Screenshot of my Blooskee post. "Quest Hook: the local dungeon is actually part of the local economy however they've had some issues from within. A nearby town has hired your party to help resolve this... Inter-gnoll dispute.
ALT A selfie of me. I'm a cis white male wearing glasses with short brown hair parted on one side with some of my bangs over one eyebrow. I'm wearing a graphic t-shirt from Paola's Pixels with her "Fall Adventure" design which is a silhouette of a group of adventurers walking in a fall environment with mountains and trees using reds, browns, oranges, and yellows. I also am holding my hand up in a ✌ sign, with my nails painted teal.
ALT Screenshot of my Bluesky post: Baaaarbie shark do do do doo doo doo.
ALT Screenshot of my Bluesky post: Paladin: 😡. Fighter: i dunno why you're angry. Paladin: THERE'S A HATCHET IN THEIR SKULL! Fighter: duh? You said make it look like an axe indent. Bard: *stifled laughter* Paladin: 😤
ALT Screenshot of my Bluesky post: Paladin: 😡. Fighter: i dunno why you're angry. Paladin: THERE'S A HATCHET IN THEIR SKULL! Fighter: duh? You said make it look like an axe indent. Bard: *stifled laughter* Paladin: 😤
ALT Screenshot of my Bluesky post: the Short Soar-d. The hilt of this blade resemble a pair of lifelike wings. Declare you will take the attack action after moving. Your movement until the end of your next turn is flight. The wings blossom out to a large size and carry you forth.