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oh you’re a big reader too? dungeon crawler carl? sounds really cool
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Procession of 3 old people directly in front of me in grocery store in a shambling line blocking my path like a funeral's march, all of us being funneled slowly toward the inevitability of death
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pretty, pretty perfect
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alex rost@arost154Oct 30
Lazy Suicide has people who haven't read a book in years asking for recommendations
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michael washington@thememelerOct 21
I hear a lot of people are dressing up as the Memeler for Halloween this year.
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alex rost@arost154Oct 20
The banned book bookstore was uncomfortable with the title of my book
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alex rost@arost154Oct 14
Being told that Lazy Suicide (Back Patio Press, 2026) provides immediate gratification
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I am measuring my girlfriend’s erections
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alex rost@arost154Oct 9
I misspelled "Macaulay" in this title A version with the correct spelling appears early in lazy suicide (back patio press, 2026) Thank you @sarpsozdinler @IncredibleCulk will always be the best culkin
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Before tomorrow's new edition, make sure to read our recent contributor Alex Rost's (@arost154) freaky piece, "McCauley Will Always Be The Best Culkin," in @MaudlinHouse. 🔗👇
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alex rost@arost154Oct 4
People on instagram are reading lazy suicide
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Hesse Press@HessePressOct 4
Enjoying this. It made me glad I’m not a man. @PatioBack
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michael washington@thememelerOct 3
My proctologist killed himself right after my last appointment.
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Tyler Dempsey@tylercdempseyOct 3
I reviewed "Lazy Suicide" by @arost154 @PatioBack
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pee is stored in the balls
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Finally, someone is reprinting Troy James Weaver's iconic novel Temporal. It's one of the coolest and darkest books you'll ever read. Preorders open now
the coolest fuckin book u ever read baby

ALT the coolest fuckin book u ever read baby

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alex rost@arost154Sep 30
Lazy Suicide (Back Patio Press, 2026)
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michael washington@thememelerSep 29
Maybe there’s more to life than sucking dick… SIKE.
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alex rost@arost154Sep 17
This one is called "The Dad and The Fridge." Thank you @xraylitmag for picking it up
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read this story by Alex Rost @arost154 ! it's about a dad & a fridge -- i don't wanna give away the funny premise "...he flashes the grin he saves special for when he’s fucking someone over. The salesman smiles back and it’s the same kind of smile." xraylitmag.com/the-dad-and-t…
The Dad and The Fridge by Alex Rost

The Dad and The Fridge by Alex Rost

The dad is test driving a truck from a used car dealership in order to pick up a refrigerator he found on Craigslist. He tells the salesman, “I need to show it to my wife,” and takes the keys and...

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alex rost@arost154Sep 15
Incredible camerawork Excellent stream Great book
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