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Joined May 2011
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I never understood before how he managed to bankrupt a casino, but I get it now
Trump: "We don't need their product. So if we cut off trade with that country, we just made $40 billion. You do a few countries like that, and we become a big money machine." 🙃
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When the leafs win it’s gonna say Rogers unlimited data plans starting at $99.99
Carolina Hurricanes 2026 Stanley Cup engraving 🧐
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when i accidentally close my 45 tabs it's like the burning of the library of alexandria, but worse and much more dire
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See that’s a batter looking at a baseball coming towards them. If you know the game the logo makes perfect sense.
MLB’s logo right now… I just don’t get it.
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You take for granted the humble car napkin until you really need one
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watching Indiana Jones for the first time, do archaeologists typically kill this many people?
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The Pittsburgh Zoo is clearly in win-now mode.
Pittsburgh Zoo & Aquarium is set to trade gorillas with Boston’s Franklin Park Zoo. Frankie, Pittsburgh’s 7-year-old male western lowland gorilla, will head to Boston, and in exchange, Boston will send 33-year-old Little Joe the silverback @TribLIVE 🦍 triblive.com/local/regional/…
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Could Altuve have hit Ohtani's sweeper, if he used himself as a bat?
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You'd rather I beat a live horse? A horse with a family? With a career? With its best years still ahead of it? You're sick.
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The most beer league clapper ever… got 6 dudes in front of me, 2 teammates - dgaf neck-high clap bomb incoming.
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The bus I took home had a skeleton driving it and all of the other passengers were also skeletons but it came on time and dropped me off at my stop. Idk. Nothing bad happened. I'd probably ride it again
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if a frog needed me to buy beer for it bc it doesn't have ID, i would do it.
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It's our home. This Earth Day, see our planet as our Artemis II astronauts saw it with these new images from the mission.
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Logan Gilbert "catches" a 108 mph comebacker... In his Jersey. 🤣
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They keep their stuff in it.
Replying to @GoodyearBlimp
@GoodyearBlimp What is the purpose of the backpack that some of the pilots wear when getting on the blimp?
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Timeline Cleanse: Rio de Janeiro's stunning giant doctor statue
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If they win the lottery, straight to Legends Row
Troy Stecher puts it into the Leafs net. Yikes.
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oh so when the Vancouver canucks crash in the Pacific it's a disappointment but when Artemis ii does it it's a marvel of engineering
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Being an expert in a topic actually does make you more qualified to make decisions on it than someone who read a Facebook post
What's everyone's most elitist opinion?
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