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Joined May 2009
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Patrick Sweany retweeted
Me: alexa, play “after awhile” by @PatrickSweany Alexa: shuffling songs by patrick swayze Me: what the fuck Alexa: “she’s like the wind…” Me: ok fine…but next song…
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Jim Jordan is the biggest coward next to Donald Trump.
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🧵: Here, we'll make it easy for you, here's *most* of the times JD Vance has trashed Donald Trump, all in one place. JD trashing Trump: A Thread
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Patrick Sweany retweeted
ON TRUMP BEIN SHOT AND THINGS BEIN CRAZY
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God loves you so much that he created Hell just in case you don't love him back.
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Four thousand four hundred seven! Ah ah ah!
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All I’m saying T is that these people keep saying DEI when it sounds like they really wanna say a different word. But fuck do I know.
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This praying mantis embedded in amber is about 30 million years old.
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Patrick Sweany retweeted
‘He scrambled down to the foyer, well what passes for a ‘scramble’ in shoe lifts & a girdle. He knew he couldn’t move too fast or he’d get winded & the Depends would make that damn swooshing sound again. His gait resembled a drunken crab or a minotaur with vertigo & bunions…’
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Disable this immediately in your Direct message settings, as it's on by default. Anyone can voice call you and see your IP address when they do
audio and video calling are now available to everyone on X! who are you calling first?
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Contexte important pour la sécurité : par défaut, les appels sont activés et chaque appel révèle les adresses IP des deux utilisateurs. Les utilisateurs qui souhaitent garder leurs adresses IP privées doivent modifier leurs paramètres de confidentialité. (Traduction Française) t.co/w0no8idGoK
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Four thousand three hundred thirty six!
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Four thousand three hundred twenty three!
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Four thousand three hundred fifteen!
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In all likelihood, no one has ever loved you and no one ever will. Thank you for continuing to enjoy arbys this Valentine’s Day
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Four thousand two hundred ninety eight!
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Four thousand two hundred ninety two!
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Patrick Sweany retweeted
I just want to live in a country where, when you are found to have raped a woman, it hurts your candidacy for president.
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Four thousand two hundred sixty seven!
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Eating cookies! 🍪
What are all my friends up to this weekend?
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