Patrick Sweany retweeted
Me: alexa, play “after awhile” by @PatrickSweany
Alexa: shuffling songs by patrick swayze
Me: what the fuck
Alexa: “she’s like the wind…”
Me: ok fine…but next song…
Patrick Sweany retweeted
🧵: Here, we'll make it easy for you, here's *most* of the times JD Vance has trashed Donald Trump, all in one place.
JD trashing Trump: A Thread
Patrick Sweany retweeted
God loves you so much that he created Hell just in case you don't love him back.
Patrick Sweany retweeted
All I’m saying T is that these people keep saying DEI when it sounds like they really wanna say a different word. But fuck do I know.
Patrick Sweany retweeted
‘He scrambled down to the foyer, well what passes for a ‘scramble’ in shoe lifts & a girdle. He knew he couldn’t move too fast or he’d get winded & the Depends would make that damn swooshing sound again. His gait resembled a drunken crab or a minotaur with vertigo & bunions…’
Patrick Sweany retweeted
Disable this immediately in your Direct message settings, as it's on by default.
Anyone can voice call you and see your IP address when they do
audio and video calling are now available to everyone on X! who are you calling first?
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Contexte important pour la sécurité : par défaut, les appels sont activés et chaque appel révèle les adresses IP des deux utilisateurs. Les utilisateurs qui souhaitent garder leurs adresses IP privées doivent modifier leurs paramètres de confidentialité. (Traduction Française)
t.co/w0no8idGoK
Patrick Sweany retweeted
In all likelihood, no one has ever loved you and no one ever will.
Thank you for continuing to enjoy arbys this Valentine’s Day
Patrick Sweany retweeted
I just want to live in a country where, when you are found to have raped a woman, it hurts your candidacy for president.



















