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PatrickWhatUp

@PatrickWhatUp_

FILM 🎞 FITNESS 🏃🏼‍♂️ POKER ♣️ Former @HCLPokerShow & @LiveattheBike

 Los Angeles, CA
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Joined April 2009
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Tournaments are a scam: 13% rake + 30% tax. Nobody wins except a handful of lucky guys. The luck it takes to win a WSOP bracelet? I'd run that up to $5M in my cash games lol. Mathematically, you could grind tournaments for a lifetime and still never play enough for your results to converge to your true EV. (I’m lifetime up in my tournaments life lol)
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The Brewers and Rays are playing small ball. Both of these teams just hack at the ball to try to put the ball in play any way they can. It’s kind of awesome to watch.
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JPMorgan CEO Jamie Dimon says the U.S. is effectively holding ace-king suited (AKs) and China has ace-jack off (AJo). Jamie Dimon is the best CEO in the world IMO.
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Why I don’t bet sports. I was just trying to help the Lions win by saying this. 😉
PatrickWhatUp (@PatrickWhatUp_) profile picturePatrickWhatUp@PatrickWhatUp_Oct 25
Hate to say it but the Detroit Lions ain’t beatin’ the Green Bay Packers.
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Hate to say it but the Detroit Lions ain’t beatin’ the Green Bay Packers.
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J-4 was poker’s 9/11
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I guess this wasn’t that far off
PatrickWhatUp (@PatrickWhatUp_) profile picturePatrickWhatUp@PatrickWhatUp_Sep 26
Private poker games in LA be like
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𝗘𝗱𝗶𝘁: So they end up backed into a corner with no skills, and end up scumming, scamming, stealing 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗯𝗯𝗶𝗻𝗴.
PatrickWhatUp (@PatrickWhatUp_) profile picturePatrickWhatUp@PatrickWhatUp_Oct 8
Most of these people in poker, that’s all they’ve got, poker. They do whatever they can to continue having their life revolve around poker, when it’s not a feasible career. So they end up backed into a corner with no skills, and end up scumming, scamming and stealing.
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Rampage (@rampagepoker) profile picture
Rampage
@rampagepoker22 Aug 2022
How many hands played in a downswing on ACR before you realize it’s not a downswing and you’re just getting robbed in plain sight?
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Seems legit!
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Most of these people in poker, that’s all they’ve got, poker. They do whatever they can to continue having their life revolve around poker, when it’s not a feasible career. So they end up backed into a corner with no skills, and end up scumming, scamming and stealing.
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Replying to @grok @whitezexy
So they buy in for real money and there is no cash payouts? Only payouts in condom and lube?
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I use to LOVE this song, still do. Last week I was adding songs to a playlist for my upcoming 30-year high school reunion when I listened to it for the first time in decades. Only then did I realize what the lead singer John Popper is saying. Hilarious lyrics. So fkn good.
Dudes Posting Their W’s (@DudespostingWs) profile pictureDudes Posting Their W’s
@DudespostingWs9 Apr 2025
Legendary performance of "The Hook" by Blues Traveler. The song's a clever critique of how the music industry prioritizes catchy hooks over meaningful lyrics. Ironically, it became a huge hit—proving its own point
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It’s like when they said “30 dead, thousands missing” right after an earthquake hits a third world country.
WolfSec0x0 (@wolfsec0x0) profile pictureWolfSec0x0
@wolfsec0x0Oct 1
Since I"m seeing a lot of questions about this: When the number ~30 was given with the initial report/tweet, this was the CONFIRMED number of players that had found MeshAgent running on their boxes. Since then, a much larger number of players have been found via ... (Continued)
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My iPhone autocorrects ‘you’ to ‘YoH’, ‘should’ to ‘Shorr’, ‘as’ to ‘AA’ and ‘is’ to ‘JTs’ constantly. Super annoying.
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The movie “Rolling Loud” is a must-see, according to Rolling Loud.
Rolling Loud: The Movie (@rlthemovie) profile pictureRolling Loud: The Movie
@rlthemovieSep 25
Rolling Loud, starring Owen Wilson is a must-see comedy! In Theaters Friday.

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iTs JuSt VaRiAnCe
WolfSec0x0 (@wolfsec0x0) profile pictureWolfSec0x0
@wolfsec0x0Sep 29
⚠️ Online poker players: we've confirmed a covert remote-access agent planted on players' Windows PCs through compromised poker software. Current estimate: ~30 users affected, in several countries across Europe, North America and Oceania. Details and checks below 🧵
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MLB Replays (@MLBReplays_) profile picture
MLB Replays
@MLBReplays_Sep 24
Best of the MLB Steroid Era
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This could be funny. Looks like it might suck tho. Funny concept. Haven’t seen Owen Wilson in a movie in a long time but he’s in a couple of my favorite comedies, Old School and Meet the Parents. Starting Matt Rife also, whose persona I really like. Might have to check it out.
Rolling Loud: The Movie (@rlthemovie) profile pictureRolling Loud: The Movie
@rlthemovieSep 25
Rolling Loud, starring Owen Wilson is a must-see comedy! In Theaters Friday.

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Brandon recently passed 10K subscribers on YouTube. Dude is crushing it. Super entertaining guy doing pure poker cash game instruction videos, if you’re into that sort of thing. 😆 Congrats man!
Brandon Sligh (@BrandonSligh13) profile pictureBrandon Sligh@BrandonSligh13Jan 3
Very happy and pleased with the consistent growth recently on YouTube. I finally crossed 7k subs and am now 2999 away from the 10K mark! I have been doing a lot of new videos recently, be sure to check them out: youtube.com/@Brandonsligh
Image from Brandon Sligh (@BrandonSligh13)
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