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Week 2 for the Patriots and more of the same. Rookie QB Ryan Leaf is unable to surpass 100 yards passing versus the chargers.
The Patriots fall week one to the Falcons after an abysmal showing from the rookie QB who threw 4 interceptions.
Off-season moves were promised and off-season moves were made. The Patriots have traded up to the first pick of the 2023 NFL draft. The QB position remains unfilled on their roster and one can only assume they will be drafting the future of their franchise at 1.01 @FMLReport
After a disappointing season, the Patriots will look to improve upon their pass game next season. Limiting turnovers will be a huge focus. Don’t be surprised to see multiple changes at the QB position this off-season
Shameful. A shameful second half performance after coming out of the gates strong versus the Dolphins.
The Patriots fell to the Chargers this week as their defense couldn’t stop the final second march down the field for a last second game winning FG by LAC. There were some bright spots this week but the ball needs to stop being turned over if the Patriots want to win games
The Patriots fall to the @Bills_FML in another turnover plagued loss. The Bills continue their historic season riding the coattails of the almighty play flip and their newfound ebook subscription. @FMLReport @FMLNetwork
The patriots put up an abysmal showing against the Buffalo Bills as the patriots O-Line retaliates against the front office amidst rumors of the OLine being broken up this off-season. The Patriots set a new record for number of holding penalties in a game en route to a fat L.
The Patriots have another strong showing as Kirk Cousins almost puts up a perfect passer rating against the Jets. Is Kirk the future? No. Is it more enjoyable to watch than Uncle Jameis? Yes.
Following the change in the Quarterback room, The New England Patriots have been charged with homicide following the slaughter of the new @Lions_FML head coach. Blood was found all over the field in what can only be described as a senseless killing. @FMLReport
Following tonight’s game, Jameis Winston has been released from the team. We have no further comment at this time. @FMLReport
The Patriots drop another one as they fall to the Vikings. After starting strong with a TD on the first two drives, the Patriots offense came to nearly a complete standstill aided by Uncle Winston’s atrocious play. @FMLReport
Going into the bye week, the Patriots are in need of serious help under center. With the trade deadline having passed, rumors are that off season trade talks have heated up in potentially bringing in a big name.
Another poor showing by the Patriots as they fall to 3-5. It comes as no surprise that we are beginning to hear rumblings of a shake up in the QB room to be afoot.
The Patriots defeat the undefeated Houston Texans to move to 3-2. Rumors are swirling as sources say Jameis Winston was seen taking bribes from a Houston official before the game. Jameis ended the game with 5 interceptions nearly blowing the game multiple times. @FMLReport
Through another strong showing, the Patriots come out on top of the Jets. Two pick 6s were the difference maker in this game.
Week two and the Patriots make their way to a .500 record after a strong defensive outing. JC Jackson was the MVP of the game as he put the game out of reach with his two pick 6s.
Week one was an ugly outing for the patriots as they fall 17-18 to the Steelers. The Steelers defensive line set up camp in the Pats backfield and never looked back. Next week bring about a fresh slate and a new playbook. Will this make any difference? Probably not @FMLReport
The Patriots saw many changes this off-season including the addition of AJ Brown and a number of future picks. After only one season, Mac Jones has played his final game in a Patriots uniform. The patriots will likely look to next years draft for a QB.