Paul Russell

I can’t wait for the We’ve become traitors by mistake memes #Celebritytraitors

Money well spent there Coventry. How much was Rushworth again?

Some of my favourite bits of commentary this World Cup has been @Guymowbray trying to get @alanshearer to speak about Sunderland in a positive way then listening to Shearer squirm #worldcup

Someone’s mums had some spare tin foil #Eurovisión2026

Cyprus is what happens when you order Shakira off Temu #Eurovisión2026

Why has Stephen Merchant painted himself silver to sing in Eurovision? #Eurovisión2026

France have gone full Fifth Element here #Eurovisión2026

From Archimedes to Ferto. Thank you for your contribution Greece #Eurovisión2026

Albania. When you’ve got Eurovision at 8 and a re-enactment at 10 #Eurovisión2026

A song all about a man’s love for crustaceans. Israel #Eurovisión2026

Denmark. Clearly a fan of cool water. I’m sure he’s singing Davidoff davidoff #Eurovisión #Eurovisión2026

The Geordies were right at the start of the season. It would be an easy six points #safc #ftm

Didn’t want to go to Wembley anyway. Beers too expensive and hotels are shit #safc

Feel like we’ve gone full fifth element here then …. Bjork with a Borrowers shower curtain on her face walks on #Brits2026

What the hell. Come on VAR this is embarrassing #CarabaoCup

Things you dream of in August. Paying £70 mill for a striker who scores the winning goal in the derby? #safcvnufc #safc #nufc

Reckon that’s £70 mill well spent. #safc #nufc

So I’ve just been accused of spiking my wife’s tea, thanks Strictly #StrictlyComeDancing