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In a country where we genuinely fear for the safety of women from the legitimate risk of domestic violence if the All Blacks lose a game, I’m really pumped to see how the same collective band together for the democratic elections and pave a new exciting future for our nation
If you’re over 10 and commemorate a failed domestic terrorist with explosives that only terrify animals, I hope you don’t vote, procreate or exist anywhere near me forever. Cheers.
With all this campaigning for taxing the rich, I feel like the greens are marketing a plan to encourage the next generation to aim as low as possible to avoid being demonised for trying and (god forbid) succeeding
So apparently jj feeney has only just finalised her divorce from the creepy ex dom, which begs the question, how did she marry the definitely not here for a visa Algerian boy-toy if the divorce wasn’t final?
Love seeing how excited and enthusiastic Elon musk gets when revealing the latest Uber car that can definitely fly and is super real and totally not fake at all
If there was even the slightest chance Shane Gillies might look in my direction and call me a whore, then I might actually go to the gym
Just when I thought I had become totally desensitised to world suffering due to the media coverage everyday bombarding us with massacre, war and famine, this suddenly shocked me into the true depths of suffering. My god. What a tragedy to witness.
The fact I haven’t experienced a disruptive passenger while on a plane is godly intervention because the rage that boils inside me when hearing about them online is palpable, if I was there in real life I’d likely combust from pure rage and everyone is going down.
Whichever party announces they’ll pass a law that would enforce anyone over 30 using terms like “type shit” or “clout chaser” with criminal charges & steep fines without mercy - gets my vote.
It’s crazy that the first thing Caitlin Jenner did after transitioning was crash her car in an accident killing someone & then somehow got awarded woman of the year as if women worldwide haven’t spent millennia driving like shit without so much as a pat on the back in recognition
Dolly, Tim and Yayoi all in a week. Wherever the next place is, it’s undeniably a beautiful place now 🕊️💔
Just got a pretty legit sounding phone call from a “Google representative” claiming fraudulent activity on my Google account. Sent me a verification code to “deactivate” the alleged hackers & asked me to relay the code - red flag shot up so I asked for a verification email to
Perez Hilton was always a fucking nightmare. Keep that man locked away forever for the love of Christ