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Before I was pensions dave I was in a band. Best days ever (sorry pensions world). Here’s our band camp page if you would ever like to have a nose (ear... you know what I mean). bookharrison.bandcamp.com
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It's quite striking that the actors, their age difference being only 2 years, are able to play father and son absolutely convincingly. Hilarious😂
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NEW: Autumn Budget 2026 explained in 90 seconds
@HelenMiller_IFS runs through everything you need to know about today's Budget, including its support measures for households, 'fiddly' tax rises, increased government borrowing and constrained spending plans:
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***The 2026 Budget - what to expect***
FISCAL HEADROOM
* John Healey is expected to lower the fiscal headroom from £23bn to around £15bn after economic hit caused by Iran war
* Ministers fear fresh military strikes by the US against Iran in wake of mid-terms will render OBR forecasts obsolete within days - worse is to come
ENERGY BILLS
*Healey will extend the warm homes discount for families on benefits, giving them another £100 off their energy bills
* But households not on benefits will bear the full brunt of the rise in January, when bills are due to go up by 27% to an average of £2,192
* Gas standing charges will be scrapped next year, saving £27 on a typical bill although those with larger homes who use more energy will pay more
* Healey will announce long-term plans to move more green levies off energy bills in a bid to reduce them 'for good
* He's also expected to announce long-term plans to remove the link between gas prices and electricity prices
FUEL DUTY
* The fuel duty freeze - which was due to end in January - will be extended to help with soaring prices at the pumps
BANKING TAX
* The biggest 'revenue raiser' in the Budget. Healey has been lobbied to restore the 8% surcharge on corporation tax, which would raise £2bn
ONLINE RETAILER TAX
* Online retail giants like Amazon, eBay and Temu will be made responsible for collecting tax from retailers selling on their platforms
FAMILY BUSINESSES
* Thousands of high-street shops, cafes, pubs and hairdressers will no longer have to pay business rates. Move funded with online retailer tax
MINIMUM WAGE
* The living wage, paid by older workers, and the national minimum wage, paid by those aged 18 to 21, will increase by 3.9%. Healey has chosen to stop the huge rises in the minimum wage amid concerns it was pricing young people out of work
PENSIONERS
* Healey will announce plans to shield 1million pensioners from paying income tax
* The state pension is due to rise by 3.9%, taking 1million people with low incomes above the income tax threshold
* Healey will introduce a new tax allowance for low-income pensioners
* He has also decided not to reduce the tax-free pensino lump sum
DEFENCE SPENDING
* Healey's immediate priority is filling £4.7bn hole in the defence investment plan. Cuts expected to departmental budgets elsewhere
* He is also expected to announce additional borrowing to fund government investment vehicles, which will then be used to fund defence
* But he WILL NOT set out a timeline for hitting the 3% defence spending target. That will come in the spending review next year
HELP TO BUY
* A revived Help to Buy scheme called Your First Home
* It will offer first time buyers a 20% equity loan to help them buy a new-build home, with a minimum deposit of just 2.5%
* The earnings cap will be set at £140,000 in London and £110,000 outside London
RECORD TAX LEVELS
* The OBR is expected to once again say that the tax burden will rise to another post-war record
* It's being driven by fiscal drag. Half a million people will be dragged into paying the higher rate
* The freeze - which is pencilled in for more than a decade - is effectively the single biggest tax rise in history
OBR forecasts
* They will highlight the huge uncertainty caused by the war in Iran. Ministers think it could make the OBR forecasts obsolete within weeks
* The tax revenues underpinning the Budget assume that Rosebank will be given the go-ahead, despite Cabinet splits on the issue
WHAT ISN'T IN IT
* Healey has rejected calls from colleagues to increase Capital Gains Tax amid concerns that doing so would damage growth and end up reducing tax revenues
* Major welfare reform will wait until after the Milburn review, which is coming after the Budget. It will require significant upfront investment in employment support
* Defence spending - the big decision has been deferred until the spending review, expected in Autumn 2027
This is my life Dan! Go easy on me.
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This is somewhere between deeply irresponsible and a lie.
HMRC will be able to "seize money" from people who owe tax, aren't disputing it, but just fail to pay. That's people who cause the rest of us to pay more tax.
In 1941, a Spaniard walked into the British embassy in Madrid and offered to spy on the Nazis.
The British turned him down.
So he went to the Germans instead, pretended to be a loyal fascist, and got hired as a German spy. His plan was to lie to them for the rest of the war.
It worked better than anyone could have imagined.
His name was Juan Pujol García. Before the war he had tried his hand at running a chicken farm and a movie theater. He had no spy training. What he had was a deep hatred of both fascism and communism after the Spanish Civil War, and an incredible imagination.
The Germans gave him a codename, invisible ink, money, and orders to go to Britain and recruit spies.
He didn't go to Britain.
He went to Lisbon, Portugal, and made everything up.
Using a tourist guidebook, maps, magazines, newsreels, and a British railway timetable from the library, he wrote long, detailed reports about life in England. Military movements. Morale. Ports.
He'd never been there. He made mistakes. He didn't understand British money. He once reported that dockworkers in Glasgow would do anything for a liter of wine.
The Germans loved him anyway.
Then British codebreakers reading German messages noticed something strange. The Germans were hunting for a convoy that didn't exist, based on a report from some agent in Britain they'd never heard of.
The British went looking for this mystery spy. They found Pujol. In 1942 they finally took him on and brought him to London.
Now he had real help. MI5 gave him the codename Garbo, after the actress, because they thought he was the greatest actor in the world.
Together with his British handler, Pujol built a fake spy network for the Germans. It eventually had 27 imaginary agents. Each had a name, a personality, a job, and a backstory. A Welsh nationalist. A Venezuelan student. A Greek sailor. Some of them recruited their own imaginary sub-agents.
When they needed to explain why one agent had gone quiet, they killed him off. They even put a fake obituary in a Liverpool newspaper. The Germans reportedly paid a pension to his widow.
Who also didn't exist.
Then came D-Day.
Hours before the landings, the British let Pujol send a message warning the Germans that the invasion was coming in Normandy. It was timed so it would arrive too late to matter, but it made him look brilliant.
Three days later he sent the most important message of his career. Normandy was a trick, he said. The real invasion was still coming, at Calais, led by a huge army under General Patton.
That army was fake too. But the Germans believed him.
German forces that could have been rushed to Normandy were held back near Calais for weeks, waiting for an attack that never came.
The Germans were so grateful they awarded him the Iron Cross.
A few months later, King George VI made him a Member of the Order of the British Empire.
He's one of the only people known to have been decorated by both sides of the war.
After the war, afraid of revenge from surviving Nazis, he faked his own death from malaria in Africa and disappeared to Venezuela, where he lived quietly running a shop.
For decades the world thought he was dead.
In 1984, a British writer tracked him down. Pujol came back to Normandy for the 40th anniversary of D-Day and met veterans who had landed on the beaches.
Some of them thanked him.
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I can't find the tweet, but whoever said...
"Watching Man Utd these days is like bumping into the kid who bullied you at school 20 years later and finding out he works at McDonald's"
Bang on.
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This is a very silly story.
There is no "plot" and no "raid". Just a hysterical misunderstanding of a technical consultation.
There *is* a real issue - but it's likely unintended and I expect it will fixed in the legislation.
A 🧵 on what's really going on
#alwaysapensionsangle if you know.. *cough dashboards*
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I made it on to HIGNFY 🙊 😂
For the avoidance of doubt I am happy for all 70 year olds who fought Hitler to get the triple lock ☺️
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Emails about Capita's scandalous mismanagement of the civil service and teachers pension schemes keep arriving @Moneybox Today we hear from the @NAOorguk about its new enquiry into the scandal with @bbcdanw and NAO's Lee Summerfield, noon @BBCRadio4
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Is now the time to convert your pension fund into an income for life - an annuity? £100,000 pension fund will buy a healthy 65 year old >£8k a year, double what it would 10 years ago and highest for 18 years. With @BillyBurrows on @Moneybox noon @BBCRadio4
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My dudes. This stale crusty piece of mental impairment had secret service chasing after him because he missed the entrance to the car and just kept on going. They all spring into action realizing the idiot went for a dementia walk. 🤦 😂🤦Jesus H.
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Remarkable interview with Shaun Udal, by @Paul_Newman66 nytimes.com/athletic/7668170…























