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Peter Edward

@Petee68

Not nearly as funny or talented as I, or anyone else thinks I am. God only knows why I have any followers.

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Joined August 2009
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Boom.
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I’ve uncovered a huge conspiracy. The toilet paper shortage isn’t due to inconsiderate arseholes stockpiling. It’s a government plot to make sure we all wash our hands properly.
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This.
Danny Baker (@prodnose) profile pictureDanny Baker@prodnose16 Mar 2020
This government's advice about avoiding pubs and clubs and theatres without ever saying they actually will be closed is one of the most despicable cynical things I have known in all my life. It's because many of their old Tory Uni chums run insurance companies now. Venal. Sick.
Replying to @MarkDiStef @MarinaHyde
Philanthropreneur (n): one whose venal greed and financial incontinence is lightly veneered with an expression of charitable intent.
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When Prince Andrew was sitting for car-crash interview about Epstein, Fergie was at the charity summit for Saudi crown prince Mohammed Bin Salman. “Everyone has been so nice here in Riyadh; I think that comes from good leadership,” Fergie to Arab News. arabnews.com/node/1583781/sa…
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Holy crap.
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@Rainmaker19731 Nov 2019
Climb aboard Blue Angel 4 in the "slot" position. Situated at the back corner of the Angels' signature diamond formation, you'll see the F/A-18 Hornets flying inches from each other as they execute breathtaking maneuvers buff.ly/2IlD7pM
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@dog_rates22 Oct 2019
This is Willo. She likes to awoo while she eats. Tonight’s meal was worthy of a gentler, but perhaps more meaningful, second awoo. 13/10
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I asked @alexa99 to play what she wanted to play. She played Joy Division: Love Will Tear Us Apart #youokhon?
“PM Theresa May has said there is no guarantee she will abide by their wish.” By my reckoning she lost 48% / 52%. She should just get over it. bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-4…

Brexit: MPs vote to take control of Brexit process for indicative votes

MPs vote to take over Commons business in an unprecedented move that sees three Conservative ministers resign.

bbc.co.uk
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suppelsa☝️@suppe1sa7 Mar 2019
Best Ever CEO of Apple with Best Ever President 🍏🍊#TimApple
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For posterity
Julian Ryder (@MotoGPJules) profile pictureJulian Ryder@MotoGPJules11 Feb 2019
Just a reminder folks
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People on the latest series of #TheRepairShop are taking the piss. If you’re not gonna break down in tears at the sight of your refurbished childhood treasure, then you’re basically just getting shit mended for free. #RealTearsOrYouPayForItBitch
Man next to me on the train smells of Spam and cigarettes. #BreakfastOfChampions
Congrats @daveryding on making the slalom 2nd run in #adelboden18 - we’re rooting for you! #GiveUsAWaveDave! @skigrahambell @snowedleigh @PatrickBossert – at Adelboden, Switzerland
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Thanks for the taxi ride from the helicopter to #adelboden18 Marielle @RADIOBERN1 - a great finish to an exciting trip!
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