Head of the Jones clan, sausage-roll connoisseur, & inventor of the phrases 'splendiferous,' & 'purple pim ' Hates constantly being woken up by @KayHarker4 !
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Oh btw, for the benefit of Elon, this is a*parody account,* so please don't interfere with my sausage-roll eating & anti-scrobbling efforts.
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The M4 Motorway to Heathrow has been closed for five hours so far because of an accident. The Tube to LHR is also shut down today because of a strike. How much is this going to cost the UK economy?
Other countries prioritize reopening highways in 90 minutes or less and prioritize resolving industrial disputes on critical infrastructure quickly. The tube strikes have been pulsing on and off for years.
The country needs to pick itself up and re-establish solid, good norms. Shutting down all major access to the country's biggest airport for the day is just not acceptable. It's (part of) the road to ruin.
Well, what else would you expect from one of the Joneses?!
You do see who it is, don't you?! 😄
@brown_abner @CarolineLouisa6 @chubbyjoe1 @PouncerSD @foxyfacedcharl1 @tatchester @bobthebakers
A KC who represented victims of the Post Office Horizon scandal in the public inquiry has quit her post on the Legal Services Board to fight justice secretary David Lammy's plans to restrict the right to a jury trial
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Hm..no posts from @rennyrye since 2024. I hope he hasn't been scrobbled!
...And time to start using my favourite #BoxofDelights/ #ChroniclesofNarnia -themed mug again!
Absolutely love my new mug! Very Box of Delights - #TheWolvesareRunning, with a sprinkling of #Maugrim from The Lion, The Witch & the Wardrobe!
It's almost time again! #excited #boxofdelights
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Yes! These really *are* the purple pim! 😂 I always used to remove them from packets of fizzers - they were just sickly sweet & tasted like chalk.
& yes, I know what chalk tastes like! Once at school, l bit off a piece and chewed it as I wanted to see what it tasted like! 😄
I say - can you believe it's nearly 2 months until the big day, @foxyfacedcharl1
@chubbyjoe1
@PouncerSD
@brown_abner
@CarolineLouisa6?!
Where does the time go?! And next month we'll all be gearing up again for being scrobbled a& eating loads of sausage rolls! Splendiferous!
More ways to feel old, no 510:
1984 is now as far away from 2025 as 1943 was in 1984.
If you were a child in 1984 when #BoxofDelights was released, you're now around the same age as someone born in 1936, who grew up in the 2nd World War would have been in 1984.
You're welcome.
What do you think is underrated children's fiction? I'll go first. It was never made into a film or tv series ( I dont think?), but to me, The Magician's Nephew is the most underrated of the Chronicles of Narnia. Without it, you'd never understand how Narnia came about. It's..
Another unpopular opinion: Return to Oz is better than Wizard of Oz. Bite me. 😄
Don't know why Santa Claus: The Movie was panned at the time & still gets a lot of hate! I loved it then as a child & still do. Special effects were fab, Dudley Moore was great fun, John Lithgow was an excellent sneering villain, & the theme by Sheena Easton was splendiferous!
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...but @brown_abner still hasn't managed it to hold it *in* his hand! 😂🤣
Such a splendiferous photo!
Devin Stanfield and Rennie Rye reunited for Time and Tide: Making The Box of Delights for the 40th anniversary blu-ray release. It was a delight to watch. This children's serial holds a special place for so many of us that watched it in 1984. #TheBoxOfDelights
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Also this one:
"Herne! Herne the Hunter!"
@KayHarker4
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Well...this is very Box themed, ha ha what?! What say you @foxyfacedcharl1?!
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Love it!
Also this one:
"Herne! Herne the Hunter!"
@KayHarker4
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