PhD in Germany

My professor told me to have a good day. So I stopped writing #PhDLife

Junior PhD: “what if the experiment works?” Senior PhD: “what if the experiment fails?” Vibe PhD: *submits*

Coming back to conference publications after a year of struggles in the scientific journal ecosystem

Friend: Do you think a lot about your current experiment outside of the lab? Me: I don't even think about my experiment in the lab.

I googled my symptoms and it turns out I need to uninstall Word

Say you’re not doing a PhD without saying you’re not doing a PhD

The total amount of pages I’ve written on my thesis

Happy. Monday. So. Glad. To. Be. Back.

me going to my professor for guidance

so if you don’t start finding reviewer 2 funny, you’ll have the same amount of reviewer 2 to deal with, and zero laughter

The top 5 dramas of all time: 5. Game of Thrones 4. The Wire 3. Breaking Bad 2. The Sopranos 1. That time your paper got a weak reject

PhD is what happens when MSc students don’t go to therapy

”AI will take our jobs” as someone who has spent years writing ten different versions of the same introduction, AI can have it

writing a thesis is proof that time flies also when you're not having fun

how a new paper feels until you start adding text to it

December 31st feels more like a deadline than a holiday tbh