Afande Waingo

Lakini hawa wezi walijua aje huyu dame ako na KSh 1M cash kwa bag? Juzi pale Aldai, Nandi, there's this lady pamoja na rafiki yake walienda pale Co-operative Bank ya Mbale. Aka-withdraw KSh 1M ya kununua building materials. After amewithdraw, akaweka hiyo pesa kwa shopping bag, hizi Uhuru bags. Then wakapanda matatu wakashukia pale Shamakhokho State. Kutoka hapo wakachukua nduthi iwapeleke Chemobo, penye walikuwa wanunue hizo building materials. Wakiwa kwa bike, before wafike, maeneo ya Erusui Girls Secondary School, kumbe kuna Probox ilikuwa inawafuata nyuma. Ikawapita then ikageuka na kufanya emergency stop, ikafunga barabara. Before wajue kinachoendelea, hawa wanaume wawili wakashuka na pistols kama zile za movies za hijacking. Wakachukua hizo pesa pamoja na simu na ATM cards, then wakapotea. The lady was left wondering what just happened. Wakaenda wakareport, na leo ndio wezi wameshikwa. Ni 54-year-old mzee Hillary Charles Alure na 34-year-old Hillary Akurumana. No money, just the criminals. Inasemekana hawa wawili have been involved kwa hizi wizi za mtu kuwithdraw pesa alafu anaibiwa. BUT SWALI NI, HAWA WAWILI WALIJUAJE RANDOM PEOPLE WAMEWITHDRAW 1M? Who do you blame here? The lady? Her friend? The bank?

These days,Bara men in Mombasa have become weak; they have lost their aura. You will find an educated man who is a lawyer or a doctor marrying a Fatuma from Chonyi and together they are blessed with two children. However, they end up giving the children Chonyi or Giriama names instead of names from Ukambani or Kisii. That man will buy a piece of land in Changamwe where he will build a nice house for his family and take his children to the good schools in the Mombasa. Every holiday, the children will visit their relatives in Chonyi instead of their relatives in upcountry. As a result, these children will grow up in the coast region speaking the nine tribes, interacting closely with their mother’s side of the family, and eventually adopting the coastians culture. Ultimately, they will identify as coastals rather than Kikuyus or Meru where you are from. Furthermore, the wife will never visit your home unless she is attending her mother-in-law's funeral, after which she will return the very next day to continue running her business. This Omwami will build a house for his mother-in-law, educate his wife's alkoholic brothers, and financially support his father-in-law. To make matters worse,this man from bara must explain to his wife why he wants to visit his own parents in Nyeri. By the time the wife approves, the man must have provided a compelling explanation for why he needs to go and must promise to return within 66 hours. If by any chance the man kicks the bucket before Fatuma—and 99% of the man from bara pass away before the Fatumas—he is hurriedly laid to rest in his place, where he was born and not where he bought a shamba in Chonyi and that will be the last time Fatuma ever sets foot in the home of man. Men from bara who we are in Coast, we should marry women from other communities, because there is no day these coast women will give your child a name that starts with the letter "K or O." Even Joho is actually a Kikuyu from Gatanga, yet they claim he is a mcoast. Meanwhile, mine is to echoe what mwalimu has just said.

Mimi huwa naona heri ata kununua mbwa 6 za 150k kuliko kuajiri Watchman anatoka Busia ama Bungoma mwenye unalipa yeye 20k na anakugongea bibi. Alafu unajua hao majamaa hawakuangi mcheso, jamaa atasongesha beacon ya bibi hadi ushangae buana. Nkt wee unacheza na Omwami 🫴. Kuna siku pale Pipeline nlikua nalima yellow yellow babe wa Gikiiro alikua anaitwa Vayo, alikua a 10/10 bana. Sasa Gib beste yangu akakam wakajuana na akaanza kuteleza, wakati nlijua ata sikuskia vimbaya sana. Ikabidi ata tunaenda kwake kuteleza tukiwa na Gib. Unajua wlikuja akapatana na Mluje fulani, sasa siku ingine tukalewa tukaamua tuende tuteteleza kama ilivyokua desturi. Akatwambia ati sisi ua tunacheza na sablenya yake bure hatujui kuichapa, weuh. Unajua alituambia ako na mluje na game yetu combined ni quarter ya Luhyan. Mimi ata sina mengi, ni kuongezea tu ya mwalimu mkuu.