Kimono Dragon 🐲 (@PhilipAllison) header
Kimono Dragon 🐲 (@PhilipAllison) profile picture

Might solve a mystery or rewrite history. ⚽️ #Arsenal 🏈 #HailState 🌊 #RollWave

In a van down by the river
Joined December 2008
Photo by Kimono Dragon 🐲 (@PhilipAllison)Photo by Kimono Dragon 🐲 (@PhilipAllison)Photo by Kimono Dragon 🐲 (@PhilipAllison)Photo by Kimono Dragon 🐲 (@PhilipAllison)Photo by Kimono Dragon 🐲 (@PhilipAllison)Photo by Kimono Dragon 🐲 (@PhilipAllison)Photo by Kimono Dragon 🐲 (@PhilipAllison)Photo by Kimono Dragon 🐲 (@PhilipAllison)Photo by Kimono Dragon 🐲 (@PhilipAllison)
If you only take breaks on Sundays, it’s called a Sabbath-ical.
2
904
Kimono Dragon 🐲 retweeted
BREAKING: Democrat Scott Colom has won a hard-fought U.S. Senate race in Mississippi, ousting one of the state’s sitting senators for the first time since the 1940s and becoming the state’s first Black senator since Reconstruction. ow.ly/KR2Q5105Wck
5
95
14
272
15,017
Kimono Dragon 🐲 retweeted
Democrat Scott Colom defeats Republican Sen. Cindy Hyde-Smith, becoming Mississippi’s first Black U.S. senator since 1881.
406
5,582
1,125
27,794
975,687
Important question... does your favorite Ninja Turtle and your favorite Renaissance artist have to be the same? Because my favorite Ninja Turtle is Donatello but my favorite Renaissance artist (Botticelli) isn't even a Ninja Turtle at all.
45
If I remember correctly, this @sixpackspeak rumor turned out to be 100% correct.
College football coaching searches are the absolute best. Log onto @sixpackspeak to check rumors about @HailStateFB and see one where the sourcing is Uber driver/bouncer > stripper > some dude’s wife > some dude on a message board.
38
Kimono Dragon 🐲 retweeted
Took down the Tide! #HailState
3
56
5
386
11,721
Kimono Dragon 🐲 retweeted
"My mom always told me that once you start something, you have to finish it." Great profile of the early sensation of the 2026 season, Kamario Taylor, by @ByScarborough. espn.com/college-football/st…
7
31
11
324
290,414
Dear @Apple, @AppleSupport: Can you fix the new search screen? It was infinitely better when the search screen was opaque. I hate this new see-through screen with the burning intensity of 1,000 white hot suns. Pic 1 = terrible. Pic 2 = good
1
32
Be Safe. Be Smooth. Have A Great Night.
21
415
35
5,021
100,077
Kimono Dragon 🐲 retweeted
Buy my book about avoiding scams for just $69.69
16
2
1
77
4,082
Kimono Dragon 🐲 retweeted
𝓦𝓦𝓦𝓦𝓦𝓦𝓦 #HailState
9
74
16
429
19,553
Maybe the single-greatest play in the history of college football.
September 9, 2017: On 2nd and goal from the 6, Louisiana Tech loses 87 yards giving them 3rd and Goal from their own 7.
1
1
70
I try not to get into the weeds when it comes to @Arsenal's transfer windows plans but the Martinelli situation really baffles me. Not sure how you let a guy at that level leave without having a replacement lined up. Tzolis can't play every minute of every game all year long.
2
50
Kimono Dragon 🐲 retweeted
Dolly Parton performing her cover of the Collective Soul song "Shine" ❤️🕊 (📺:Austin City Limits, 2001)
163
2,290
313
14,847
1,457,888
I can’t say I’ve ever listened to a lot of Dolly Parton’s music (though she had a killer cover of Seven Bridges Road) but she was truly a person who left the world better than she found it. I’m not sure we’ll see anyone like her again.
36
Kimono Dragon 🐲 retweeted
DID YOU HAVE CHE ADAMS PUSKAS AWARD NOMINEE ON YOUR BINGO CARD?
1
8
364
31,363
Kimono Dragon 🐲 retweeted
Goals from Kai Havertz, Bukayo Saka and Martin Ødegaard saw Arsenal comfortably defeat newly-promoted Coventry City in the opening match of the Premier League season. ⚽️
2
40
3
371
26,238
What are “church planters?” I’ve never heard that combination of words ever in my life. And, for that matter, what sort of coaching do they need?
Been coaching Church Planters for 18+ years now. One constant: Church Planting will reveal your emotional immaturities. If you're quick-tempered, a people-pleaser, a numbers-counter, poor with boundaries, prone to exaggeration, craves attention, conflict avoidant...
57
Life with an autistic child on August 15, 2026:
2
172
Kimono Dragon 🐲 retweeted
when someone's laughing and socializing instead of just taking their turn at the board game we're playing
37
1,797
54
34,482
917,820
Kimono Dragon 🐲 retweeted
taking my girlfriend to see the odyssey tonight & whispering “that couldn’t keep me from you, baby” every time odysseus is delayed by another obstacle
106
3,577
270
80,619
1,117,347