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Canada
Joined August 2015
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When you wanna be friends with someone but you don’t think you’re cool enough so you passively like their tweets instead πŸ₯Ί
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feels like the bots are back, twitter is weird and angry again
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so anyway, who is father deerhands?
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is the prostate the clit of the butt? think about it
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surprisingly polarizing takes on this
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PSA: Super Mario Sunshine is now on the Switch GameCube Emulator πŸŽ‰
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proof of life for wow forever πŸ₯ΉπŸ€
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I'm an associate European πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦
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this bug hung out with me while i did garden stuff yesterday & i just thought @mayahiga would like that
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Actress Hayden Panettiere who starred in Until Dawn and Kingdom Hearts, has sadly passed away at age 36.
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something so ironic about managing life long suicidal ideation yet also struggling with extreme existential dread
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been cooking a lot recentlyπŸ‘©β€πŸ³
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new zelda skill unlocked 🫑
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phloggie πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ retweeted
For pride month you can't say "let me get this straight...", you have to say "just so we're queer..."
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took a full break every work day for the last 2 weeks workaholic in recovery 😭🀍
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built a table for the back of my couch πŸ‘ trying be a healthy adult living alone is so time consuming
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phloggie πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ retweeted
MY TED TALK IS OUT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The link is in my bio to watch it. I hope you guys love it. Thank you all for bringing me here and thank you @TEDTalks for everything.
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do you think hitmen look at their target and think β€œyeah, i’m hittin’ that”
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phloggie πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ retweeted
I can tell ur ass went to Jupiter to get more stupider
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just checked. canada still has porn in every province πŸ€™
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happy birthday, my littlest april fool 🀍 life is messy & we disappear into it sometimes, but i’ve never felt like we’re lost. our hivemind is a rare gift 😭🀍 you’re the sunshine to my moonlight β˜€οΈ WELCOME TO MID 30S, BITCH πŸ₯°πŸ₯°
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