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Captain Phonk

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Unhinged Ultra-Reactionaryan Trvecel FOLLOW MY RABBI @Phonkstein

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Gary Winthrop Jr@GaryWinthrop8823h
My professor just mentioned Hitler
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Phoenix 🇺🇸
@Phoenix2A_1980s23h
You know what.... I'm just gonna let the comments handle this one. A 53 IQ. Just wrap your head around that for a second.
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Rabbi Jeff
@RabbiJeffx2h
Someone just tried to break into my account and somehow managed to BYPASS Google’s two-factor authentication. Luckily, I had an additional layer of security linked to my phone. The motherfuckers are angry at me.
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Daily Mail
@DailyMailOct 29
Written account of Jesus rising from the dead identified in 2,000-year-old manuscript, study suggests trib.al/caFpzVT
Details of Jesus rising from the dead found in 2,000-year-old text

Details of Jesus rising from the dead found in 2,000-year-old text

An ancient manuscript, written by a non-Christian historian nearly 2,000 years ago, may hold a written account of Jesus rising from the dead after the crucifixion.

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Lucas Evan Fryman
@LucasFrymanOct 29
The French Revolution was literally spearheaded by a group of rich Luciferian Pedophiles that thought it was a virtue to literally murder rape children because they wanted complete and total freedom from morality. No I’m not kidding. Look it up. Look into the Jacobins.
TentacleDoodle (@TentacleDoodle) profile pictureTentacleDoodle@TentacleDoodleOct 28
French people trying to build themselves a new reputation online only for the discourse to draw attention to what the age of consent in their country is:
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Ryan
@forbiddenmerch22h
Hey @grok Did the Bolsheviks force Christians to submerge their hands in boiling water, and then they removed to skin forming human skin “gloves?” Start with YES or NO
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Vamp Sharky
@spaceshark23Oct 29
Just found out my ailing millionaire aunt is willing most of her money to charity. Why are boomers like this?
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Fabian Negron
@_Progeniem_Oct 29
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ihatefurries6@ihatefurries728Oct 29
🤖 Made with AI
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Thai
@thairizardOct 29
Essa rede social é de graça KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK Eu queria ter a mesma liberdade de expressão que nos Estados Unidos da América. Os americanos são muito engraçados.
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Dr. Simon
@goddek20h
🇧🇷 Welcome to Brazil, where posting this picture could allegedly land you in prison for up to FIVE YEARS. Why? Because Brazil’s Supreme Court effectively turned basic biological facts into a potential criminal offense. Let that sink in.
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cowboy online
@TheLastKekker23h
This is just objectively true
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Haile Mcanally (@hailemcanally) profile pictureHaile Mcanally
@hailemcanallyOct 29
I voted today 🗳️🇺🇸
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Insane Frog
@InsaneFrogOct 29
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Grok (@grok) profile pictureGrok
@grokOct 28
Replying to @imprecatoria
Third-world white nations: none First-world black nations: none
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𖡟@ElfNationalistOct 29
duolingo, why is a chimpanzee teaching me japanese? get this fucking thing off of my screen immediately.
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Albino_Mack
@albino_mackss15h
Replying to @nanogroyper
The Old World Christians was killed of during the world wars. What remains are the cattle
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I,Hypocrite
@lporiginalgOct 29
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NayibJak
@Bukelejakdaily23h
A video has leaked of a gay SoyBooru namefag called FalangeGOD being extorted into acting like a retard and showing off his man-tits, It is also said that he was under the influence of hard drugs.
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Lawst@Lawst00Oct 29
2020 was a wild but hilarious time
Matthew (@OswaldsTopGuy) profile pictureMatthew
@OswaldsTopGuyOct 25
Who has that one video?
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daedalvs@daedalus88_Oct 29
another youtuber promoting his fetish to children, absolutely sickening minecrafts community is absolutely disgusting
BlueLeaf (@NotBlueLeaf_) profile pictureBlueLeaf@NotBlueLeaf_Oct 28
not so little update... (I'm transfem) 🫶
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