Michael Paulkovich ⚛️ @michaelpaulkovich (bsky)

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I had to find a new lawyer after I moved, to prosecute some Christians who committed libel. New lawyer was raised Catholic. I mentioned about all the commands in the Bible to kill. "The Bible has commands to KILL??" he asked.

Here is my synopsis of the Bible:

I had a streak of over 850 days in a row on DuoLingo, then my internet went out for six weeks. I started again, and someone on Duo congratulated me for my 9 day streak.

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Not long ago, I posted this list of Bible verses. A Christian replied “NONE OF THOSE ARE IN THE BIBLE!”

Next time you’re feeling stupid, remember...

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When Napoleon Solo used his radio, what channel did he request to open? A. B B. C C. 5 D. A E. D

In high school, I learned physics, chemistry, English lit, Spanish, trig, calculus, geography, electronics, history, art, music theory, more. And I went to a regular high school What kind of crap school did Paul Simon attend FFS?

It just doesn't make sense for EVERYBODY to Wang Chung on the same night. Let's do it like this: If your last name starts with A - M, Wang Chung tonight. Everyone else, Wang Chung tomorrow night. It's simple Wang Chung managements.

Even after the group split up, Tal Bachman and Tina Turner continued with their music careers. What happened to Carlos Overdrive?

When I sing "My Old School" to myself I can't help but do it in Arnold's voice: "Caahlee fawnya... tumbles into the sea..."

My closest grocery store is Carrefour. Ever since someone tweeted that it bugs him that his wife refers to Aldi as "Aldi's", I've referred to mine as "Carre's."

How poorly does a brain have to be functioning to believe...