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I support the US State Department and any clandestine operations performed overseas and Papal Supremacy. Michigan enthusiast

Ranger school
Joined May 2020
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Anyone know if they’re still running those contracts in the Philippines shooting terrorists my life sucks
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From now on whenever I have to fart I’m getting completely naked and sitting down on a toilet in order to do it #toomuchhotsauce
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This is a South Park reference you booger eaters
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Replying to @PickleMuscle
Bob positive πŸ’›
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Fresh out of the shower, powder on my ass cheeks, and here come the bubble guts right on queue. Thank you body
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Billionaires are NOT your enemy. Poor people and immigrants are your enemy.
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Average libertarian candidate
I fucked up and talked to the negotiator on the phone long enough for them to box me in. They have dogs so I'm probably done for.
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Not me, nigga
Your ACTUAL ancestors on a random tuesday:
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They should make a butthole that doesn't itch
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I’ve shown this to several Iraqi soldiers in Arabic. They have never heard of this and are left very confused.
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What episode does Walt throw the pizza
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You don’t want your kid having a tablet because you don’t want them β€œoverstimulated.” I don’t want them having a tablet because of St. John Bosco’s vision of the devil’s β€œmagic lantern” given to children to distract them from God. We are not the same.
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South Americans breed by 12 and are grandmas by 20. What the fuck am I supposed to do about it? Invade south America and enforce the huwhite man's age of consent at bayonet point? Attention brown people, please stop having sex in middle school! There, I tried.
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Congress had to beg the pentagon not to turn Somalia into a parking lot
33 years ago this weekend, two Delta Force snipers made a choice almost nobody would make. Master Sergeant Gary Gordon was 33, from Lincoln, Maine, with a wife and two young kids at home. Sergeant First Class Randy Shughart was 35, a farm kid from Newville, Pennsylvania. On October 3, 1993, they were in a Black Hawk circling over Mogadishu when another Black Hawk, Super 64, was shot down. Pilot Mike Durant was alive in the wreckage with a broken back and a crushed leg. His crew was hurt. There were no friendly ground forces anywhere near them, and hundreds of armed militia and locals were already converging on the crash site. From the air, Gordon and Shughart could see exactly what was coming. They asked to be dropped in. Command said no. They asked again. No again. They asked a third time and finally got the green light. Their helicopter set them down nearby and they fought their way to the wreck on foot. Two men, carrying only what they had on them. They pulled Durant out of the cockpit, set him up in a safer position, and started holding off the crowd. For a while, it worked. They kept the mob back with precise, steady fire while the numbers against them kept growing. Shughart was killed first. Gordon kept fighting alone. When he was nearly out of ammunition, he went back to Durant, handed him a rifle, and told him good luck. Then he went back out. He was killed minutes later. Durant was captured, beaten, and held for 11 days. He came home alive. He has said for decades that he's only here because of those two men. In 1994 Gordon and Shughart were posthumously awarded the Medal of Honor, the first since Vietnam. The Navy later named two ships after them, the USNS Gordon and the USNS Shughart. They didn't stumble into that fight. They watched it from above, understood the odds, and asked three times to go anyway. Gary Gordon and Randy Shughart. Remember their names.
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Niggas recoiling at the mention of β€œ4chan” in 2019 telling you that joining the Army is goy behavior in 2026… I’ve done things you couldn’t imagine and aren’t capable of. I should spit on you.
How normgroid slaves on ig reels who found out about AIPAC 3 weeks ago via tiktok feel after calling you β€œfed” and β€œgoy”
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How normgroid slaves on ig reels who found out about AIPAC 3 weeks ago via tiktok feel after calling you β€œfed” and β€œgoy”
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I do not want to hear about C*ornell any longer. This app is becoming a strain. Constant blackpilling
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I never understood the point of a fire drill. Just go outside. β€œWe have to practice going outside, this is really important” whatever bitch
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