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my trims so good i make old white women wanna not be racist n shit

if i was God for a day i would change human biology so women cant get pregnant unless they orgasm too

i like my women like i like my kit kats...

im willing to discuss on a more one to one basis why i dont like tumblr or lily allen, i think my point is justified and valid tbh

tryna force that "minimalistic" online personality with your whitagram avi, blank name and one word bio with your tumblr link in the URL

lightys dont like me anymore cuz i dont have a sleeve tattoo or 3k tumblr notes or a stretcher earring

Lily Allen has been cancelled for ages, why'd you think i tweet "fuck Tumblr and fuck Lily Allen" so much

i have a lot of opinions but opinions are subject to change theres only two things i wholeheartedly believe with my soul: 1. advanced stats are ruining sports 2. tumblr ruined twitter

Tumblr made mental illness "cool" then suddenly everyone was depressed, then they all became Cr.3ætive$ now theyre all SJW's

if your tumblr name is some long ass descriptive sentence unfollow me now

those guys who only reblog pics of naked asian women on tumblr and dont use vowels and write poems and have nose piercings

Tumblr ruined Twitter which in turn ruined the world, 2013 i wanna run to you

and it all started because Tumblr tried to ban porn on their website after Yahoo bought them, so those blue haired people who speak using symbols came to Twitter and stopped everyone from making admittedly horrible jokes by saying "whats funny about that?"

songs like Blurred Lines are catchy and have a fun beat but the lyrics are move heavily scrutinised, songs from 1999 are "cancelled", movies from 1970 are censored, creativity cant evolve because nobody wants to offend so they hire firms to make sure its all good, art suffers