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Piff

@Piff_ssb

Colin | He/They | #8 on EWA PR | Pac man and Sora enthusiast | 30 | I house people and throw parties for daddies den | Gym rat | Chef

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Joined April 2015
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Did you know? If you put a wooden spoon on your pot while it's boiling, the pot spoon water will the spill water pot, the boiling pot water steam spoon wood.
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REV UP THOSE PRONOUNS
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UPDATE: Woke 2.0 is BACK
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I’m no therapist, but have you tried eating a family sized bag of ruffles and French onion dip?
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This can’t be the life I protected in 2020 with a mask
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Ms. Rachel: “I don’t hate Jews, I just love freedom!” The ‘freedom’ she loves:
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Everybody always asks what I did today. Nobody asks what today did to me
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I’m really not sure who to vote for. I hope some random number I don’t recognize texts me and tells me. But only if it happens multiple times a day.
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In Monsters Inc (2001) a high powered executive is revealed to be preying on children and is immediately arrested that's because the film is a work of fiction
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Yea abs are cool and all, but have you ever eaten 6 crumbl cookies and taken a nap?
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The clicking in your shoulder while doing lateral raises is from Israel. Just ignore it
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DD | The Game (@CalFrantz2) profile pictureDD | The Game@CalFrantz2Sep 22
Spokane/EWA Summer of 2026 Power Rankings announcement 1. @Cattail_64 2. @OctaviaSSBU 3. @Piff_ssb 4. @jckloopi 5. @FunnTunesHere 6. @mrmonkeyman221 7. @Googoos_val 8. Deva 9. @Swingh3 10. @CalFrantz2 Mention. Ackattack Congratulations to everyone who made it this season
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Why is pilates pronounced that way about pirates isn’t?
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Wishing my parents gave me a little nepo with the tism.
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I can’t wait to be there
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Greater Eastern Washington Smash Ultimate (@GEWASmash) profile pictureGreater Eastern Washington Smash Ultimate@GEWASmashSep 20
Replying to @GEWASmash
12 - Piff - Qualifying and then immediately DQing, Piff is a long-time player from Spokane who will be making his first appearance at a GEWA Summit! In his first invitational-style tournament, we'll have to keep an eye out to see how far he can get into bracket!
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If every atom of my being has come from a food I’ve eaten then there’s a very real percentage of my body that has been handled by staff at Costco.
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Me leaving DP (donut parade) after dropping out, beating Tune, Octavia, and qualifying for GEWA summit to go spend time with my wife at home.
🤖 Made with AI
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rough time to be a fan of both Ed Sheeran and Hamas
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