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Joined September 2022
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Today, October 30th, my dad has been killed in action. My kind, calm father. I write it here because I know my dad has many friends in the NAFO community, people who he could rely on for help. His memory will perdure on this account. Forever loved and missed. 🛡️🕯️❤️
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🧵Three blacklisted supertankers holding 140,000 tons of Russian fuel are drifting in circles in the Atlantic because the White House begged US traders to buy Putin's diesel, and literally zero buyers answered the phone. 1/🧵
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#OTD On October 29, 1904, Alexander Alexandrovich Morozov was born. Twice Hero of Socialist Labor, laureate of the Lenin and State Prizes. Lead developer in the development of the T-34. Under Morozov's leadership, the T-34-85, T-44, T-54, "Object 432" (T-64 tank), T-64A and T-64B, and Object 476 "Kedr" were created. New-generation tanks were developed — "Object 450," "Object 480," and "490."
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No this is pretty accurate
That new de Gaulle film looks better than I thought.
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💀 NAFOWEEN DAY 11 💀 "Glottis, are you loco??!!" Highest bid of a donation to @LibertyUkraineF in 24h wins this Fella Fandango piece: TIME TO BID!!
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Big stuff happening on the big X dot com.
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My law firm's costume contest is today, so I decided to ride my Huge Rooster to try to win it! Unfortunately, it was also my building's annual fire drill today...
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One of my favourite things is watching people try to reply to me with their dogshit opinion via quote tweet and get zero comments or likes.
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Today I learned the first video game to allow for Non-Binary gender options was Austin Powers for the Game Boy Color.
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Does it suck in writing sure? Is the acting stilted and odd. Of course But also……Naboo Starfighter
Watched The Phantom Menace last night. That is genuinely such an impossibly bad movie I can't imagine watching it in 1999
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anyone else notice all the hype about russia getting ready to invade Europe just kind of faded away?
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I want you all to know I have discovered a new and exciting thing. Did you know if you spend all day, every day, editing a video you can develop muscle strain in your armpit. Somehow which means no matter which way you lay down you'll never be comfortable and always in pain?
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“He’s got the White House looking like Saddam Hussein opened up a Cheesecake Factory” — Obama
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God I love my friends
Lights are reflected off a bulletproof screen as President Trump speaks during a campaign rally in Greenville, North Carolina. More photos of the week: reut.rs/4ie0qQv 📷 Evan Vucci
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Ukrainian Mi-8 helicopter equipped with a launcher carrying six F7 Litavr anti-drone interceptors. The helicopter serves as a flying launch platform for interceptor drones, deploying them to engage enemy UAVs.
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If the head of the UKMoD had damaged something that belonged to Churchill because he childishly demanded it in his office the country would have collectively trebuchet'd him into the sea.
Pete Hegseth reportedly wanted Dwight Eisenhower's globe in his office, but did not want to wait for historians to move it and went rogue. Hegseth's staff then attempted to move it themselves and broke the historic globe.
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When you're arguing with someone on Twitter and you find their name on a Sex Offender Registry:
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It comes with a little patch.
Just to remind ya'll. I am raising money in association with the charity Cars4Ukraine. These trucks start life as civ but they are beefy, armoured, and they save lives. I only need one truck right now and am about half way there, would appreciate support. car4ukraine.com/campaigns/au…
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