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I'm not funny or cool.

Colorado, USA
Joined January 2016
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My specialties include sitting quietly and drinking water.
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The sentries can’t wait to greet trick-or-treaters.
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How would you rate me, on a scale of 1 to Dennis?
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Allergy medicine has lost its charm. Seeking assistance from a plague doctor.
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Goblin mode: Activate
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Thank God for jorts.
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hey google can you drink flubber?
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Might be gone for a while. But if you need me, I’ll be blessing the rains down in Africa.
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I’m not a man. I’m actually just 3 sneezes in a trench coat.
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Your favorite SSX Tricky character says more about you than any personality test ever could.
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Think Bruce Wayne ever ate a Lunchable?
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Interested in getting a Thumb-Thumb from Spy Kids tattoo.
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Are too many tacos and had weird dreams last night.
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thank you based god
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Is it ok if I put “can chug a glass of half and half on command” in my resume?
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mixing creatine with sparkling water just to feel something
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Going to see a local metal band called Archibald’s Constipation tonight. Wish me luck
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Can you hire a ghost? Just looking into some options for making new friends.
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Started calling sparkling water "lil sparky dub-dub" and everyone hates it.
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I want a harmonica with spikes and razor blades on it called a harm-onica.
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Getting baptized in Mountain Dew tomorrow.
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Talked to the Pope in preparation, and he said he has a special reserve of Game Fuel that he only uses for really good boys like me 😊
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