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Product Manager ·Systems Thinker ·Experience Design. Founder @firstclaspilot

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Joined November 2016
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1yr later ……. She’s about to change the trajectory of my entire career 🤣
Omg I met a unicorn 🦄 Uber driver driver tonight She drives Camry 2017, we started talking, I found out she only drives Uber from 12am - 4am, because she’s bored 🤣 She also got road trip gangs! I was amazed and happy I met someone with similar vibe I gave her a fat Tip 😍
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Sketch vs reality One of my favorite pieces I designed
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Naah, I need that set to HIGH
bro to bro, set Opus 5.5 to medium for unlimited Claude usage
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Sorry bro, the heat wave plus no light can mess anyone up. I'm sure the price of solar system will soon jump in prices. If you need an affordable and reliable solar system setup and want to be less dependent on NEPA light, I'm your plug.
I’m tired of this no light. Can someone please recommend which power tank I can buy that’s durable and efficient? Abeg heat want to finish me.
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You people are so wicked cos it’s the continuous gas your always gassing her that got her to this point, It’s a lil too late to be saying the truth now ✋🏾 I hate Twitter so much, they will push you to the point of no return 😭
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Again - the reason hotel sex bangs is because many hotels have a better ambience and atmosphere than many personal bedrooms. The beddings, pillows, lights are mostly just about right. We understand the influence of these things. Another factor is the brain being excited by the new environment. If you repeat sex in the same hotel (and the same category of rooms) several times, you’ll revert to the same standards you have in your bedroom. Atmosphere influences mood.
hotel sex will have you fucking all night 😭
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happy birthday my brother @beatgaud 🎂 so sorry it's coming late. would love your retweet for my bro, who is a rapper in balitmore, he got good talents. youtu.be/CslHuvktVV4?si=qTf0…
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I am not starting my cranky day with mummy zee as topic of discussion today again Tinubu @officialABAT Is still president of this country All energy should be channeled to him not winning January 16th election 📌📌📌📌📌📌📌📌📌📌📌📌📌📌
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alot of weirdos on this twitter, you have to be extremely be careful of the amount of information your cerebral cortex is processing per day.
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am happy someone is collaborating my stance.
Nobody dictates for us. Govs tell state electoral commission what to do. Polls are never held, they only write results. In nigeria people give no 2 fvcks about LGA election. Same happened in the FCT course the evil minister is a criminal rigger.
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nothing concern me with the voice notes wey this my client dey send to me, until i see my alert for opay.
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This individual is a legal practitioner but look how he went low to play the tribal game...lol😭😭
I just came across a communiqué in which the APC Youth Leaders from the 36 states and the FCT reportedly passed a vote of no confidence on Dayo Israel Tobechukwu.
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This is a sad case of the chicken coming home to roost for Dayo Israel. He was lead trumpeter for Yoruba Ronu, today the same dogs he raised are now reminding him of his Igbo connections. Poetic justice.
I just came across a communiqué in which the APC Youth Leaders from the 36 states and the FCT reportedly passed a vote of no confidence on Dayo Israel Tobechukwu.
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Obi retweeted
Just left Costco. Salmon, jumbo shrimp, roasted almonds, plus one or two things... boom, $515 😩😩😩 So please, whichever one of you they are disturbing at home to bring a wife…. I am very available ooo. Because clearly, this my lifestyle needs a co-signer🤣😩😩
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I’m joining the team at @X to lead Product. I am a huge believer in @SpaceX's mission to extend human consciousness to the stars, so it’s time to make shitposting multiplanetary. X is the best way to find out what’s happening in the world right now and talk about it. The team has been working tirelessly to make X a better place and product for the people who love it, and many have noticed the recent momentum. My goal is to help accelerate that momentum for our community, new users, and businesses globally by continuing to make this product beautiful and useful. We are twenty years in, but it truly feels like X’s next chapter will be our greatest. I look forward to your ideas and feedback; I’m sure the replies will be measured and magnanimous.
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A grieving vagina is normally soaking wet due to the accumulated tears locked in..
The vagina is very crazy, you could lose a loved one and that’s the period when the vagina is very wet.
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Replying to @Morris_Monye
Why can’t 500k of us march to inec office this week. We demand they remove all ai information from their database
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Guys this is a good opportunity and you don’t want to miss out of it. NLNG is Hiring | Career Opportunities on Bonny Island, Rivers State Nigeria LNG Limited (NLNG) has announced vacancies for the following operational roles on Bonny Island: Shift Operator (Ref: PO/2026/001) Operations Supervisor (Ref: PO/2026/002)Shift Principal Operator (Ref: PO/2026/003) Key Requirements: HND (Minimum Upper Credit) in Chemical, Instrumentation & Control, Petroleum/Gas, Mechatronics, Mechanical, Electrical/Electronic, Civil, Structural, Environmental, Marine, Metallurgical, Materials, or Software Engineering. Relevant hands-on LNG operations experience. Application Process: Head to the official NLNG Career Portal, set up your candidate profile, and upload all required documentation. Incomplete applications will be automatically disqualified. Application Deadline: Tuesday, November 17, 2026 Important Note: NLNG will never request payment at any stage of the recruitment process.
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See wetin Zoro use Enugu abacha do Teni voice.
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If you love cloud computing, please check out her community.
I am hosting a free devops class till december. I would be covering the fundamental of cloud computing extensively. How it will work: - Bi-weekly assesments - Projects after every concept(icre-cream/free chowdeck vouchers for the best projects) - Group peering/community - Free voucher at the end of the whole program for the most consistent individual If you applied and have not received a mail or would like to join us , please join the community here : discord.gg/rS8ymRbKG
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Hi beauties! My friend is looking for facial models in Maitama, Abuja as part of her aesthetics training. Enjoy free facial treatments and skincare pampering 🧖🏽‍♀️💕 Send a message to her via 08166564668 Thanks ☺️
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