A dinosaur who masquerades as a Professor of Physics. Sings a bit. Open the door, get on the floor, everyone follow the PINGOSAUR. (she / her)
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After nearly 5 months, 14 balls of wool, and quite a lot of swearing, I am delighted to say that my Persian Tiles - Eastern Jewels blanket is complete! #crochet 💕
If you’re having a private fireworks party then I hope you step on upturned plugs and have a warm pillow for the rest of your life. You’re scaring our pets for no reason other than you just being a selfish bell end. Go fuck yourselves
We’re entering the season of fireworks and I know there’s a lot of reasons for this. But I have a terrified cat hiding under a blanket and she doesn’t understand the noise. Why are we still letting this happen? organised display - fine, but we have to be better than this.
4. Make people complaining about bottle tops still being attached to bottles punishable by death (seriously grow up)
5. Mandatory Wallace and Gromit training for all British citizens.
6. A lottery for who sings the descant lines for Christmas carols.
Behind on watching #strictly but as an adopted Bristolian (I’ve lived here 24 years out of my 52), singing the Ghostbusters theme in a proper Bristolian accent is one of my guilty pleasures.
Right lads, I’m auditioning for Panto tomorrow (oh no I’m not!) and I’m eyeing up two roles - one is the lead villain (standard, obvs) and one is a comedy cameo that has the potential to be a scene stealer…
I managed to persuade Mr P to go to the cinema last night for the first time in 14 years for one reason…
We watched Ghosts - the possession of Button House, and we LOVED IT. #Ghosts #BBCGhosts
This is brilliant.
For those little Pixies in the UK... tune into @CBeebiesHQ this evening at 6:50pm to watch Black Francis' Bedtime Story 🧟
Another fantastic Open Day today - a pleasure it is to meet our future students (and parents!) who are interested in a degree in physics. Would have been better if my boiler hadn’t packed in overnight and I didn’t start the day trying to fix it so I could wash my damn hair!
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🥁📣 … News from HQ
16 cats found their #fureverhome & 2 others were reserved 💜🏡😻
Clark & Onyx have left us & Bella’s appt was a no show😼
We were left a lovely letter & sweeties from Tilly, a reminder it takes time & not to overlook the shy ones😽@TrinityandTilly 🐾💜🙏
The Traitors *actually* have to kill one of the faithful…
NEW 🔥 The penultimate episode of #TheCelebrityTraitors Series 2 reportedly has an ending that has “never been seen on the show before, and may never be seen again.”
Yeah, this is brilliant but the pro is obvious immediately compared to say Lewis and Katya on the Halloween ep of strictly last year.
shirley ballas might be a harsh judge but she gave this iconic dance a 10 so i lowkey respect her
#dwts
Frank once stuck her head through the cat flap so she could puke IN THE KITCHEN RATHER THAN OUTSIDE then had a hissy fit that there was puke by the cat flap.
She’s had a hard day *checks notes* sleeping in her outdoor chalet. Then on the spare bed. Then on the sofa.
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Farage got £1.5m for himself to eat a pig's penis on I'm a Celebrity.
Burnham went on Gogglebox to raise money and awareness of cancer.
If you really care, donate here: standuptocancer.org.uk/
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🥁📣…. News from HQ … 🍃💨
10 cats including Balina, Fleur & Moomoo found their #fureverhome today & 3 others were reserved 🧳🏡
Balina is settling in well & is doing zoomies with her new ball 😬🤭😻💜
Take care everyone 🏡🙏
#caturday #homingday #adoptdontshop
