A Canadian transplant living in Htown (She/Her/Hers) #WantItAll

Houston, TX
Joined March 2009
My nephew, Rory, has been diagnosed with Leukemia. Unfortunately my sister-in-law lost her job days before we found out his diagnosis. They could really use some help as they navigate this temporary new normal. Any help would be greatly appreciated 🩷 #FuckCancer gofund.me/9d7b1573d
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Being a Texans fan continues to be one of my dumber choices in life
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Every motherfucking time, Texas. JFC.
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Bro was so fired up he KICKED his own quarterback in the NUTS 😭😭
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Cristina retweeted
September 29, 1998 28 years ago today, leon arrived in raccoon city for his first day at the RPD, and his life was never the same again
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not my house but i know my way around
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Ugh what a loss for Michigan!
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NFL preseason: “Rest the starters. Someone might get turf toe.” NBA preseason: “We need to manage their loads.” MLB spring training: “I got a paper cut. Put me on the 10-day IL.” NHL preseason: “Let’s fucking kill each other.”
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🎉 HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HOUSTON! 🎂🤘 On August 30, 1836, the city of Houston was founded, and 190 years later, there’s still no place quite like it. ❤️ From our rich history to the people, places, and possibilities shaping what’s next, here’s to 190 years of Houston and the many more to come! 🥳🎉
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Cristina retweeted
Don't fear change. You may lose something good, but you may also gain something great.
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Turning your franchise legends into the logo gotta be one of the nicest ideas I've seen a sports team pull off
A legacy too big for one night👀
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Left a piece of my heart in Michigan today 😢 I knew dropping Maddy off at college would be hard but this was next level hard 🥺
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“it’s been a rough-ass week” — me, in the middle of Monday
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Decades by Motionless In White is officially the Number 1 Hard Rock album in the United States, selling an equivalent 29.5K units in its first week of release.
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Thank you @RheaRipley_WWE for introducing me to @MIWband! Such a great concert! Mad props to their sound guys! @ChrisMotionless sounded so perfect that even replaying recordings on the phone sound crisp. Thank you @MIWband for an unforgettable show and thank you @SupeR_M275 for the gift 🤍🤍🤍
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The craziest thing about being an adult is that you can go through the most traumatic night of your life and still have to go to work the next day.
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Literally told JP3 he could hit a lead off homer if he wanted to (@PinkValkyrie is my witness) and they tried to make it dramatic..but he made it happen 🙌🏽
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