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Avoid getting the sack by learning to take rejection on the chin #pippatip
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Let guests know you're the bride by wearing a wedding dress. #Pippatip
#PippaTip: A wedding toast is usually accompanied by Champagne and not peanut butter.
A "wedding breakfast" is a celebratory meal after a wedding and not the bacon and eggs one devours after the wedding night. #PippasWedding
#PippaTip: Make sure wedding guests aren’t hungry by feeding them dinner. #PippasWedding
#PippaTip: Don't forget to hire a photographer so you can remember your special day. Alternatively, invite a few of the world's press along.
#PippaTip: Save money on buying new jewellery by getting your boyfriend to propose to you. nitter.cf/voguemagazine/status/7…
#PippaTip: Encourage children to enjoy the outdoors by taking them outside.
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In the cold a nice jumper or pullover can be a fashion hit whilst also helping to stave off pneumonia
Cycling can be a great way of getting from A to B and getting a bit of a work-out too. Don't forget, you'll need a bike to ride!
It's a bright lovely Sunday, so enjoy a Sunday drive by jumping in your car and driving around nice places a bit slower than usual