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Doctor Syn

@PippinDid

Yearning for my younger days... Time and Tide and Buttered Eggs

 Dymchurch, England
Joined January 2025
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Oh no! Karla's gone! Best performance without saying anything!
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Replying to @SYFY
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They should confiscate all of Tesco's profits and give them to Poundland. Why not? It's what they're doing to the country as a whole.
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BREAKING: Poundland files notice to appoint administrators as retailer fights for survival gbnews.com/money/poundland-a…
Poundland files notice to appoint administrators as retailer fights for survival

Poundland files notice to appoint administrators as retailer fights for survival

The discount chain operates more than 600 stores and employs around 12,000 people across the UK

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Your fess, @BradfemlyWalsh ?
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Every time I walk past a decent sized wood chipper in action I mentally run down the list of people I'd like to feed through it. It's quite a long list.
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🚨NEW: A UK bank chief executive, reacting to John Healey's decision to raise the bank's profit surcharge said: "Taxing the engines of growth to reduce VAT on gherkins is end-of-Rome level of stupidity" [@FT]
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Next time you're slacking at work, just remember that there are millions of people on benefits depending on you. So come on, pick up the pace please
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Miss Ally@MissAlly_01Oct 28
I have some good news for my old maths teacher. Now I drive a van delivering to Greggs in Hull, Grimsby & Bradford, proving that I can take pie to three dismal places.
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We're going to raise people's taxes to give money to people who can't afford things because we put up taxes on things. This will be co-ordinated by a task force. Which will be funded by taxes.
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@BurnsideWasToshOct 28
Another Budget which rewards shit life choices and laziness at the expense of those who try and look after themselves. A lesst the nation's Karen Martin Lewis has a hard on for it.
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George Smiley@364690Oct 28
Aye if you ignore the fact bills are increasing 24% in January.
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@BBCBreakfastOct 28
Chancellor John Healey will remove standing charges from household gas bills for tens of millions of people, with the government estimating that 60% of households will save an average of £45 per year. Economics editor Faisal Islam is in Downing Street for #BBCBreakfast bbc.co.uk/news/live/cq62y5xn…
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There are people out there claiming PIP for their "social anxiety" and this guy's fully Hawking and still managing to orchestrate international terror. Be inspired.
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@PolitlcsUKOct 27
🚨 PICTURED: Mohmed Abdulkarim, one of the two suspects charged over the RAF Fairford plot He allegedly loaded the three white vans with metal drums containing petrol, water butts and smart dashcams
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SLT Newbie@NewbieSltOct 28
Hi all, Due to Mr Johnson’s recent promotion, we are looking for a Curriculum Officer for Collating Knowledge and Work On Multidisciplinary Behaviours in Learning and Education. If you think you have what it takes to be a COCKWOMBLE, you can apply on the VLE. Thanks x
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The Car was outrageous.
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Harry Potter and the grenzen of doom
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A young East German border guard, 1977.
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I'm actually annoyed about the gherkin thing. I just bought a pallet load and could have saved literally 5 to 10 english pounds if i had waited.
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“Lord Fustion, how do you as a peer feel about mini skirts?” “Well I as a peer, yes, I ‘as a good peer, whenever I get the opportunity”
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Cheering myself up with some Round the Horne: “Kiss me, Hardy” “I can’t, sir, my lips are chapped” “Well one more chap won’t hurt”
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'So, Chancellor. Are you going to cut taxes, reduce red tape, shrink the bloated public sector and get the economy moving again?' Even better than that, dear...GHERKINS!
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Replying to @andyburnham
Hi, Andy. Can I just check, this gherkin money saving bonanza, does it include cornichons? It's just than I prefer cornichons to gherkins. Also, is there any chance of you replying to my letter about Angel Delight?
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Replying to @cardiffcouncil
Just to check, is this at the model village, or...?
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I see the Oxford St pedestrianisation debate is rumbling on. I have a solution! Yes, pedestrianise the road, but allow traffic to use the pavements instead. They are wide enough. You could have a multiple footbridge system to access the shops. Or maybe jetpacks? Job's a good'un!
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