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A Morally flexible sapiophile Indian. Dots not feathers. Dog Mum to Leeloo Dallas Multipass @leeloocockapoo

England
Joined March 2009
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When is it safe to admit you're happy without life drop kicking you in the face? Asking for a friend.
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It's absolutely incredible that Americans are still asking the rest of the world this question in 2026. We give a fuck because WE HAVE TO and sometimes it feels like we care more than you do. You did, afterall, vote that thing in TWICE.
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We don't comment on politics, but if we did, we would say the orange faced one has had all three stumps uprooted by a devastating reverse swinging yorker. No ball tampering detected.
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No matter how long they're with us, a lifetime with a dog never feels long enough.
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i hate it when black clothes aren't black enough to match the other black clothes
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In lieu of flowers, memorial contributions may be made to: Johns Hopkins Alzheimer’s Disease Research Center Fund    alzresearch.org/giving/ Alzheimer’s Foundation of America Caregiver Resources     alzfdn.org/donate/ Photo Credit: Tommy Garcia
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I understand there’s obviously no correlation, but being on your phone in a quiet space around people and your volume is on FULL blast while you just scrolling TikTok makes me think your iQ might be a bit low
What screams Low IQ?
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↓ ベストな一コマはどれ? キャラが忙しすぎる高瀬川玄(役所広司)、 でも全部ひっくるめて人間味たっぷり。 はじけるような笑顔😊、涙にじむ瞬間🥲、 あふれ出す怒り😡、戸惑う横顔😫 りんかくのない七変化、 まさに今作の見どころ せっかくなので好きな表情を絵文字で教えて🫶 んー、選びきれない人は全部選んでOK! #俺こと #俺のことなんか言ってた #DidSomeoneHappenToMentionMe
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Due to inflation I'm downgrading from ADHD to AD720p with ads
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سو لنفسك خدمة وشوف هذا المسلسل
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“We tried delivering your package.” Bro. I work from home and have a dog who reports a leaf touching the driveway. No you didn’t.
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Chose partly as I highly recommend Audition (also written by Murakami) for this challenge. In that vein, have you seen Oldboy or Sympathy for Lady Vengeance? They would be 👌too
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Week 16✅ #MovieChallenge Did Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania for this for Kang’s timeline obsession, but that fell flat so then did Piercing based on Ryu Murakami’s book. This worked much better for this challenge. A psycho-erotic thriller about a man and an ice pick…
Replying to @CineChallenges
#MovieChallenge 2023 - Week 16 This week’s challenge is to watch a movie about an obsession e.g. Whiplash or Black Swan (obsessing about perfection), Fatal Attraction (obsession about a person) etc. QT with details once done youtu.be/HZT7aBc3K10
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Sorry I have to cancel our plans my dog just curled up next to me and let out a deep sigh
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I’m in shock. I’m reading Audition now and In the Miso Soup was the first book I read of his 😢
We are sad to learn that Japanese writer Ryū Murakami has passed away at 74 years old. Murakami wrote the 1997 novel AUDITION which was adapted into Takashi Miike's horror masterpiece. He also wrote the novels Almost Transparent Blue and Coin Locker Babies. Rest in Peace.
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"are they lovers?" worse. they were supposed to be but never got the chance
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If I ever have to get knee replacement surgery, I’m gonna request bees knees, I hear they are the best
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I think Muslims need to understand something uncomfortable. Non-Muslims do not owe Muhammad their respect. They do not believe he was a prophet, and some do not even consider him a good man. You can disagree with them, but you cannot demand that they see him the way you do. Your reverence for someone does not create an obligation for the rest of the world to revere him. So, are we going to kill everyone who insults Muhammad, or are we going to learn to practise our religion in a world where not everyone shares our beliefs? Because the world is not going to become Muslim just to protect our feelings. We have two choices: learn to live with our differences or spend our lives fighting a world we cannot control. You cannot force people to love your prophet by making them afraid to criticise him. You can only teach them to fear those who claim to love him.
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The social media discourse around Saudi Arabia executing two Bangladeshis is stuck on whether they kissed, had sex or did something else. Who gives a fuck? No consensual act warrants execution. Saudi Arabia is a barbaric state and this is nothing but state terrorism.
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the fact we all had a misconception of natasha lyonne
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Who I am when a dog walks into the room is the real me.
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