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Manhattan, New York
Joined October 2010
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the AMC employee when you and your buddy ask for the Dune 3 popcorn bucket with 20 pumps of butter and no popcorn
First look at the ‘DUNE: PART 3’ popcorn bucket.
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Most people are so nutrient depleted that this might even be real.
"I have these complex health issues like....". Zinc, maybe your body simply needs more zinc. Here are the go-to symptoms signaling that your body is starving for zinc. Thread🧵
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Anime literacy is so low that if you get mad that the person who saved your life is being harassed by the person whose trying to kill you that automatically makes you an “incel”
latest chapter of Dandadan has Okarun turn into an oni consumed by incel rage. I shit you not.
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sucking dick so fun I wish men were good people
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“Watch this, Kit will turn out to be a lesbian, then suddenly everyone who decried her as Gooner Bait will do a 180 and claim she was always for the gays and girls”
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Replying to @gcluppy
You know they waited 2 hours hoping he would remember his own name before begrudgingly calling 911.
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I know there’s nigga that got paid yesterday but cant even buy themselves a KFC meal because they overburdened themselves by choosing to be providers. Niggas are so determined to be the solution to women’s poverty that they end up engineering their own.
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No, not every woman is the best in the world “Incel” No, not every woman is a stupid whore “Simp”
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These conversations are always hilarious, especially when you understand the rules. Which is basically this. Women does anything, including breathing: mental load Men does the exact same task: well he would have done the same thing if he were single, no?
If a woman calls a handyman that counts as mental load but if a man takes the car to the shop, that doesn’t? Just trying to understand the rules
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Which colour would win?
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welp here yall go😭🤷🏾‍♀️
This city complain about places being unsafe but finally get security that stand on business & yall complain 😂 the same shit yall said about cloudz 😭
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>"Japan has high rates of sexual assault." >"No they don't, here's statistical proof." >"japan fakes the numbers, bigot" So if the official numbers are fake, where are these """people""" getting their "high rates" from?
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One of the thing that always floors me about the 'aimers' is when they'll simultaneously tell you to get good. While pulling off things that looks like cheating. Then when you ask them why they aren't competing on any level, the excuse I see most often is 'it takes a lot more then that to be pro or being in tournaments'. This excuse more then any other is why I more often then not, think it's cheating. Say it's practice, say it's players getting better at mechanics, or dedicating time to getting better at this one aspect of shooters. Which is arguably the most important aspect of shooters. That being aim. Yet somehow, mysteriously, not a single one of them can improve in any of the other ways to be at a competative level. They can dump hours a day into aim training, yet cant be bothered with anything else? When you're THAT good at the single most important factor in a shooter? Which means it boils down to only a couple of answers. One, they are cheating. Two, they're training hours a day to pub stomp because they dont want to actually compete. They just want to farm clips and to pat themselves on the back to others of their ilk while calling everyone else 'low skill' or 'casuals'. I've noticed that more often then not too, that these guys are the ones that complain that loudest about SBMM. So they very blatantly do not want to play against those who could actually pose a challenge. While crowing about how much better they are then 'battledads'. Being brutally honest, whatever the actual answer is, I think both are just as pathetic as the other. In the case of the second answer, you're not skilled, you're a vulture. A bottom feeding scavenger afraid of actual competition. Which is scummy but is what it is. What makes you just as pathetic as cheaters, is crowing about it online and acting like you're better then everyone else. While giving lame ass excuses as to why you do nothing but clip farm people who haven't spent a full time jobs worth of time per week in Aimlabs or Kovaaks. It's why no one outside of your 'community' can stand you. It's not your 'skill' it's your undeserved arrogance. You're a vulture parading around like you're a lion and loudly declaring it to be so but we know what you are.
y'all just suck at video games and don't understand how to move a mouse. and you also don't understand esports (and sports in general) if you think one skill is everything. kovaaks is 10 bucks. get good.
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You clearly dont see men as real 3 dimensional human beings with complex thoughts. I have female friends who i wouldnt just get with if they asked. But i wouldnt be frustrated with them either because thats a real human that has emotions and i care about them because thats friend
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Buddy blocked me and started yapping.
Replying to @omninyme
This is projection, nobody worried about you dude. Don't be a asshole online or irl it ain't that hard.
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W Hitler Pussy ig
我的女朋友是日本人,一般日本成女都会在逼逼上面长一个小草丛。但是我每次吃逼的时候都会感觉长了个小胡子,相似于某某德国画家,所以每次吃逼的时候都感觉在和希特勒亲嘴。
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as someone who has messed with the equestria girls rigs lemme just say those animators were smoking crack animating everything so smoothly 😭😭
waitress pinkie is so cute i love her
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Dating in 2026 is basically impossible. If you don't make the first move nothing ever happens. If you do make the first move you're pushy/creepy. If you ask someone out immediatly "we don't even know each other" If you ask someone out after knowing them for a bit "Why are you ruining the friendship?"
Please, let's just be friends
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I am crying laughing with tears down my face!!! Hahahahah!!!!!! 😂 😂😭😂😭
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