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Hey @grok, is Cristiano Ronaldo the Greatest player of all time ?
🚨🎙️ Piers Morgan brutally blasts Jorge Jesus over Cristiano Ronaldo:
“Let’s stop pretending Jorge Jesus is some fearless hero. He knows exactly what he is doing. The easiest way to make yourself relevant in football is to attach your name to Cristiano Ronaldo — because the moment you mention Ronaldo, the entire world starts listening.
Suddenly, the same people who spent years attacking Ronaldo are celebrating Jesus and calling him a hero. Please. We have seen this act before. Managers come and go, but Cristiano Ronaldo remains. In five years, people may barely remember Jorge Jesus. Ronaldo will still be in the history books.
And Portugal? Their treatment of Ronaldo has been shameful. This is the man who carried that shirt, changed the history of Portuguese football and helped turn Portugal into a global football power. Yet now they are treating him like an unwanted player because one manager has decided he knows better.
Jorge Jesus will leave eventually. He is not bigger than Portugal, and he certainly isn’t bigger than Cristiano Ronaldo. Let’s be brutally honest — this may be the biggest stage of his managerial career, and he is using the biggest name in Portuguese football to make his own name even bigger.
Before Ronaldo, who outside football was talking about Jorge Jesus? Now every headline has his name beside Ronaldo’s. That isn’t a coincidence. He has borrowed Ronaldo’s fame to create his own spotlight.
Cristiano Ronaldo doesn’t need Jorge Jesus to become a legend. Jorge Jesus needs Cristiano Ronaldo’s name to make people listen.
Ronaldo built the legacy. Jesus is borrowing the spotlight. And when Jesus is eventually forgotten, Ronaldo’s name will still be there.”
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🚨 REMEMBER THE NAME: JULIAN HALL 🇺🇸 NEW YORK RED BULLS
18 years old and already making MLS defenders look completely lost. This kid is NOT just another youth prospect he’s legitimately running the show for RBNY right now.
Why everyone is talking about him:
• Pure burst of pace, leaves people in the dust instantly
• Unbothered on the wing, just drives straight past defenders
• Lethal in front of goal, Physical maturity and finishing composure way past his age
• Absolute nightmare in transition and in the air
Went from breaking age records to securing a permanent starter spot, and now half of Europe is keeping tabs on him.
MLS has a proper star in the making. Do not scroll past this name, he is him.
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Carlos Hernández, 19, started the Clásico against América and didn’t hide.
A 1.90m centre back from the academy, strong in the air and full of personality.
First team debut for Chivas in Oakland, and he came off at 57’ in the 2-0 win.
The Rebaño opened the door and the kid didn’t look out of place.
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Keep an eye on this name: Carlos Enrique Hernández Palomares. 🇲🇽
19 years old. 6’3”. Left footed CB. Mexico U20 international. CONCACAF U20 champion.
What stands out isn’t just the size, it’s the composure. Strong in 1v1s, dominant in the air, reads the game well and can actually play through pressure from the back.
A young centre back with the tools of the modern game.
Carlos Hernández. Remember the name.
Gabriel Milito should be looking to promote him to the 1st team
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🚨 Arsenal have done it again.
17 year old Edwin Quintero is absolute TV. If you haven't seen this kid play for Independiente del Valle yet, get ready. Arsenal wrapping up a pre-contract for the Ecuadorian gem before the rest of Europe woke up is looking like pure genius.
He plays primarily as an inverted right winger left footed, explosive, and genuinely terrifying in 1v1 situations. His burst off the mark leaves fullbacks chasing shadows, and once he isolates his defender wide, he loves dropping a shoulder to cut inside and wreak havoc.
What makes him special isn't just the dribbling; it's the end product.
He literally scored 3 minutes into his senior pro debut and has a mean curling strike into the far corner. Add in his elite off the ball movement and underlapping runs, and you get a player who feels like a mix of a young Bukayo Saka and the raw, direct flair of Michael Olise.
IDV’s academy is a full on cheat code, and securing both Edwin and his twin brother Holger for August 2027 is massive business. Arteta and the scouting team cooked big time here.
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Remember the name: Luis Fragozo 🇨🇴🇪🇨
At just 16 years old, the Colombian born Ecuadorian phenom is taking South America by storm with CS Emelec!
Youngest debutant in LigaPro history (14 yrs old in 2025), Youngest goal scorer in Emelec’s history
One of the highest valued teenage talents in South America. Known for dynamic 1v1 dribbling, acceleration, and sharp decision making in the final third.
Future superstar in the making.
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Martin Ødegaard excluded.
Name a player that has played for Real Madrid and Arsenal.
Just give up you can’t 🤦♂️
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Replying to @DONJAZZY
@DONJAZZY no carry @AJSMILE911 go kirikiri no mean say make you self go defame person character o …e fit reach your turn make you turn history
Pluto🐐🌵 retweeted
😂😂😂😂😂😂 lol you recently come on board
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Good things have happened to me, they will happen again. Just a bit low at the moment, but I'm coming back stronger.
🚨🔵 Chelsea have been outperforming their xG this season, and I think that deserves more attention.
We are scoring more goals than the chances we are creating would suggest, which shows that our finishing and efficiency have been very good.
What’s also interesting is that around 40% of our goals have come from set pieces. Compare that with where we were at this stage last season, and you can see how much more of a weapon set pieces have become for us.
So when people talk about our goals this season, there’s more to it than simply saying we are creating loads of chances. We are being extremely efficient with the chances we get, while also becoming much more dangerous from set pieces. 🔵
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I saw this girl and really liked her perfume—it smelled so good. So, I decided to approach her and ask for the name. Then she was like, “I know what you came here for. Just give me your phone, let me put my number in.”
I was like, “No, I don’t need your number. I just want the name of the perfume, please.”
The way she looked at me after that… she felt so humbled and left without saying anything .