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Leeds United. Worked for a charity for nearly a decade. Long-form improviser. Alleged creative. Always here to listen & learn. #YouMatter.

Birmingham, England
Joined June 2011
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The benefit is they are my friends and we hang out and have fun
There isn’t a single benefit to men having female friends. They don’t even give you social proof because you just look like their gay sidekick or friendzoned beta male orbiter. Preselection only comes from being seen with a girl who is obviously your girlfriend.
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"Homer's new boss is a Bond villain" is a decent joke. "Homer's new boss is a Bond villain and Homer somehow doesn't notice" is an all timer
30 years ago today, The Simpsons first met Hank Scorpio (and Homer said goodbye to a shoe for the second time in his life). “You Only Move Twice” first aired November 3, 1996.
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I completely appreciate that we don’t see what happens behind closed doors and Farke will have information about these players that supporters don’t. He’s also achieved a great deal at Leeds that deserves recognition. But success shouldn’t make a manager immune from criticism, particularly when it comes to player development, squad management and the consistency of his decision making. For me the concern isn’t simply that certain players aren’t being selected. It’s that the pathway into the team sometimes appears incredibly narrow, while the pathway out of it seems much easier. Once Farke loses faith in somebody, it can feel almost impossible for that player to change his mind. I’d genuinely like to know whether others see the same pattern, because I think there’s legitimate conversations to be had about whether farke’s loyalty to his favourites sometimes comes at the expanse of getting the most out of the wider squad. Rant over 😭
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this is so bleak
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very poor editing choice on the traitors there to leave that cliffhanger. it is very underwhelming
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Performed an improv show for the first time in ages tonight! I played a Northern man who participated in a '7 UP' style documentary series, who was obsessed with snooker and later took ownership of the Sun, going on to charge people for the use of sunlight.
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whenever someone brings up using AI for creative work, I think about this what we create also creates us
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Worried that we will miss Bijol's height and presence against Arsenal's set piece ability.
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So it’s confirmed then that Man City had to resort to cheating to beat this Leeds super team in 2013.
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After all these years we've finally got a PM who understands acronyms
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🗣️Reece James on the first thing Xabi Alonso said to him: “Hello.” [@SkySportsPL]
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yeah seeing their actual distance really helps to get your berings straight
Do you know any other geographical facts that will have Will shook?
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There seems to be some irony in the consistent praise and love farke showed to struijk, because the people that disliked struijk the most, are the ones that tend to like farke the most
“Our most consistent defender last season” - Farke on Struijk I’ve said it, others have said it, but still so many of our fans will never ever admit it. Ah well, he’s gone now. Who cares… (I miss him 🥲)
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My book is out next week which is close enough that you can order it now and it'll arrive like a regular order! If you want to do that, visit: geni.us/TheSpectreOfPep
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had a fun time playing @thewheatgerm alongside @helloocooking as @adamhchase in a game of party quirks tonight. only shame was that we did it too well and got guessed too fast.
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she was a punk he did ballet
Zendaya passou a infância jogando futebol. Tom Holland cresceu dançando balé.
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i'm sure the ability to fabricate convincing historical footage that eventually drifts across the internet, where it's picked up by people who present them as real, at a time when trust in educational and media institutions is already eroding, will prove to be a net positive
Turns out that Flux 3 is exceptional at generating historical footage... like elementary school students in the '90s predicting how we'll use computers. (the last girl is my favorite!)
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