@PocketsRob

Reporting on the current events for all of TOECAR’s International Touring Series.

Joined September 2024
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Expecting Cup series body to change away from the Next Gen and likely the Splint branding as well. TBD what body will be used, have heard they are looking at much older car generations. Also TBD if any changes to Trash body or branding
Rob Pockets@PocketsRob
Aug 15
Broadcaster Mike mentioned he heard rumblings around the garage area that the Next Gen Cup body is "too safe" following McCrack's consciousness immediately following his crash with Tyrese Halifax at Pocono and that officials will take considerations moving forward into Season 7
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Wyatt Wilkinson has signed with 23XXL per Adam Skeptic
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TOECAR expects to have an announcement about season 7 out before the conclusion of this month... Meanwhile... some Knott Selecteds were tasked with driving some old Trash series cars as TOECAR works on a new racing package... the tylenol trucks were on site
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Rob Pockets retweeted
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Sep 17
Cup Champion and TOECAR Meteorologist Severtun Der Stormvarnin says the early long-range forecast into season 7 calls for extremely breezy conditions... Something about mesoscale convective currents idk man
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Scientists at TOECAR’s R&D (research and destroy) Center told me today: “I think we did it… we finally did it…”
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Spoke to a season 1 vet following the finale tonight. After many seasons behind the wheel, they told me they are “heavily considering” retiring from full time competition within the next one or 2 seasons. The driver wished to remain anonymous. Of course, they’d have to survive…
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Final trash series standings. Yellow and gray advance to cup, green remains in trash, and black must rely on a vote
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Rob Pockets retweeted
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Sep 10
It all comes down to this. Tonight. 8pm ET. CLOT, PISS, ROBB, CHRIS, ASIAGO. 1 Trophy... well 2 i guess. ONE GOODIES TRASH SERIES CHAMPION, and one Riki conquerer. Because 37 others will also race for a win at the infamous Riki Raceway! Who's colors are you wearing tonight?
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Heading from some of my fellow journalists who dabble in the political scene that a TOECAR driver has taken over a country via dubious means… unsure how it will affect the political and economic state of the world… more details expected soon
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Rob Pockets retweeted
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Sep 4
The giant coke bottle bew up and we've almost got it dried. The Race premiere will begin by 8-8:15ET (The relentless ass heat caused Besserd to take almost twice as long to render) Seriously where is the coldfront? WEED!!? SEVERTUN? ANSWERS!
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Spoke to Bill Bullshit in the media pen prior to Coke Zero…. he tells me that there has been a “considerable breakthrough” regarding this year’s Halloween boolag event… no further details provided but he believes it will be special
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Serious, non-satire news: Anthony, who has been a beloved member of the TOECAR booth, will be stepping back from TOECAR indefinitely following seasons end. He made the announcement yesterday through official TOECAR communication channels (TwistedToe Discord)
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The reasoning: Anthony and his partner have welcomed a (real life) child that he will be raising. I wish him and his family the very best, and everyone hopes to see him again eventually! ❤️🫡 *the child is not named Octavious
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Rob Pockets retweeted
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Sep 3
Its the penultimate weekend for Season 6, folks. We decide who the High 5™ will be for each series heading into the finales. It may be Labor Day, but these TOECAR Teams are putting in WORK to make this Championship. Who has the most grit?
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Rob Pockets retweeted
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Aug 28
May have been a little too wishful thinking, thinking that we could squeeze the Splint Cup Race at Dover in before NASCAR today.. There's Tornado debris blocking the entire entrance... I guess I'll get the broom and dustpan and we'll get racing Tomorrow before the NCS race.
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Season 7 fielding format:
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Would think that after the success of the racing & crashing product at Bermuda yesterday that TOECAR would be inclined to return there in the coming seasons
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TOECAR@TOECARNews
Aug 21
We landed in Chicago for the Splint Cup race and found that our key no longer worked. Turns out NASCAR signed an exclusive deal. Ah, who needs em? I know a better place. Everyone grab a life preserver, we got a sail ahead of us! Any guesses where we'll be racing tomorrow?
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SCHEDULE CHANGE: The Cup series will not head to Chicagoland today. They will instead race at a yet to be announced track tomorrow
Rob Pockets@PocketsRob
Aug 20
TOECAR will provide an emergency update regarding the health of a number of drivers prior to today’s trash race. Would also keep an eye on the schedule
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Rob Pockets retweeted
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Aug 20
Tonight at 7ET, We have a SPECIAL MEDICAL UPDATE on the health of one of our drivers, over on TwistedTwo. Following that at 7:30ET, the Goodies Trash Series begins their PlayoffChaseoffRaceoffs at Homestead! youtube.com/watch?v=GnMo1oUl…

TOECAR SPECIAL MEDICAL UPDATE

Before the Goodies Trash Series gets rolling at Homestead for the F...

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