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Artist, photographer, founder of https://nitter.cf/t.co/Ekgpz3d1dH @anartistco

Chico, CA
Joined October 2008
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Part 2 of my cross-country travel log is on @Substack now! Come join me for my 1st 2 days on the road moving to #norcal from #upstateny & keep your eye out for part 3! shellyolmstead.substack.com/…
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I keep telling you guys, far Upstate NY is one of the weirdest places in the United States. Imagine a version of Limp Bizkit with fetal alcohol syndrome, snorting Percs and cracking racist jokes outside a ruined dairy barn full of rusted-out snowmobiles. Stewart's donuts, rotten teeth, DUI's, unemployment scams, Seneca cigs. And an endless parade of obese state workers with Canadian accents riding UTV's with big "FUCK HOCHUL" stickers on the windshield, blaring country rap songs on their way to get poutine in a snowstorm in east bumblefuck. That's the electorate here. That's our bread and butter. Those are Constantino's people. People from elsewhere genuinely don't get it, what I'm saying here is not a parody, it's the real deal.
This man just got elected to Elise Stefanik's seat in far Upstate NY
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Holy shit, Russell Brand has been fine guilty and it's going to prison!!!
BREAKING: Russell Brand has been found guilty of one count of rape and three counts of sexual assault. The judge denied bail and ordered that he remain in custody until sentencing.
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Okay podcasters. My gift to you currycaster.com/
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Shelly Olmstead retweeted
Democrat Deb Haaland has won the New Mexico Governor's race. She will make history as the nation's first Native American governor.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Haaland, a member of the Laguna Pueblo, will be the first female Native American governor of any U.S. state, not the first overall. Johnston Murray was the first Native American to be elected governor in the U.S. nbc26.com/politics/ameri… en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johnston_…
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Shelly Olmstead retweeted
To be fair, who would've thought that throwing your strongest supporters under the bus and then driving back and forth over them while yelling "hahaha who needs you" would lead to such a bad outcome for your party?
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When I worked for a Las Vegas casino, one of my coworkers was fired for too many sick days. She had leukemia.
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Had fun at the Day of the Dead festival down the street today. I'm topping off my 1st Halloween in CA at karaoke tonight. So many things to do here! – at Chico, CA
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Found a red dragon on my way to a house party last night πŸ˜ƒ Halloween in Chico is a blast! – at Chico, CA
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I'm in some random yard watching a band called Lesian Cult play. This is so surreal and so freaking cool! HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
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Back at @woodstockschico seeing @repair_unknown play again. This band is absolutely fantastic! Gonna get back to enjoying the rest of the show! #supportlocalmusicians #chico #california instagram.com/reel/DcDJ3qitp… – at Chico, CA
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Sunday August 9, 2026 was the 2nd annual @funktionfest lowrider showcase hosted by @iamtldstr at @makerradio and I had an absolute blast helping out with @chicocreativereuse and eyeballing all the lowriders. Back in the day I had a 1986 Cutlass Supreme Broghum and I've been excited about seeing lowriders moving out west since I hit Roswell, NM in March so I was more than happy @funktionfest was held at @makerradio this year. It was really cool seeing all the cars and the different customizations and different stages of work. Seeing all the custom bicycles was a really cool surprise too. My favorite definitely has to be the one that lit up when it got dark. The DJs' music choices from setup to breakdown was freaking phenomenal as well. I don't think there was a single song played I didn't like and numerous attendees made comments about how great the music was so kudos to everyone that DJed that night. @chicocreativereuse provided activities with a texture hunt using Play-Do, ink pads and rubber stamps as well as hosting the Maker's Match Reuse Rumble between artists @dragonboy56 and @thecraftycutie using reclaimed art materials from @chicocreativereuse. There were a few times I passed by @dragonboy56 with an almost mad scientist look searching for pieces for his sculpture. It wasn't until @thecraftycutie added her final touch to her piece that I really saw her full vision. It was really interesting to see what 2 different artists can do with access to the same exact materials and they're both so unique to each artist. And every time I walked by the CCR activity table there were people there making their own art and exploring. All the attendees really seemed to be enjoying themselves, there was a good selection of vendors and food trucks and it was wonderful seeing families and friends get together and enjoy their love of cars. Now I feel the need to search down more lowrider events πŸ˜† #lowriders #communityevent #reclaimedart #DIY #chico instagram.com/p/DcJuRl_GYlc/… – at Chico, CA
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From behind the bar at @makerradio last night Saturday August 21 @grupo_lumin @bigbadinkyandthebananaboys & @thevonnegutcurve Fantastic lineup and great night 😊 #supportlocalmusic #volunteerism #chico #makerradio #livemusic instagram.com/p/DcY8IGWG2pD/… – at Chico, CA
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Last night's @ilovebloodsugar show at @makerradio with @present_band & @rainbowcitypark was absolutely phenomenal. The place was absolutely packed, both the bands & the attendees brought great energy & all 3 bands are fantastic #femaleled #altrock bands. If you live in #norcal & you see any of these 3 bands playing in your area, GO! You definitely won't br disappointed! I honestly can't remember the last time I went to a show & saw so many people dancing & really getting into the music & the whole experience. I have to say #Chico is an amazing place πŸ˜ƒ instagram.com/p/DcnIs4plRr9/… – at Chico, CA
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