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Met a girl last month who told me Iโm โtoo youngโ to be birding and then I told her I also play pokemon and she said Iโm โtoo old to play pokemonโ so I asked if the two cancel each other out and she said no. Wanna know what her hobby is? Cocaine
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I wish we still had a bunch of comically large birds running and flying around.
It would make bird watching a far more ambitious undertakingโฆ
Watching the number of targets on eBird go down as fall migration ends ๐ Ill see you in the spring bay breasted warbler ๐
A few years ago I ordered a yummy sounding pineapple drink not knowing what mezcal was and took a gigantic sip completely unaware I was about to be assaulted by the taste of gasoline soaked wood chips
God I love Florida fall/winter. Hanging in our yard after work and thereโs an eastern Phoebe and palm warbler flying between the wires and hunting bugs hehehe and the palm warbler is being lowkey kinda mean
Taxonomic update hit eBird and my lifelist went down by one lmfaooooooooooooooooooooo fuck you willets
โIf you hear blue jays or crows going crazy thereโs an owl!โ
My most recent finds after following the sounds of bird tantrums:
- squirrel
- squirrel
- hawk
- squirrel
- parakeet
- squirrel
- squirrel
- ibis
- squirrel
- heron
- squirrel
Whatโs the science behind the sheer number of palm warblers in Florida in the winter. I KNOWWWW that they winter here. But like other warblers do too, why tf do the palms legitimately take over the state (Iโm not mad I love it, just wish to understand)
Iโve read at least 15+ bird books and none of them specifically answer this, including the warbler guide, WHY are there so fucking many of them
Just saw a bird I didnโt recognize in my yard and by the time I locked onto it with my binoculars it flew away and now I canโt find it and idk what it was
Dallas exclusive bald eagle jellycat ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ฉท๐ฉท
THANK YOU @SantiiMari!!!! THANK YOU THANK YOU!!! Iโm in love ๐ญ
Iโve received approximately 80 mosquito bites since the state of emergency for dengue was announced. I am not yet afflicted. #winning