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I (19F) fucked my best friend raw during a sleepover and let him cum inside me
My best friend and I have known each other since we were kids. He's basically like a brother. A while ago he told me he had a crush on me. I turned him down. It was awkward for a bit but we got past it.
Last weekend we did another sleepover at my place.
We were in my room in sweats, watching stuff on my laptop. We smoked a little and ended up cuddling like we always do. At some point I leaned over to show him something on my phone and my hand brushed his lap. He was hard. Normally I would've ignored it. This time it made me wet. I kept my hand there while we scrolled. I rubbed him through his sweatpants. He asked what I was doing. I asked if he was okay with it. He said yes. I stroked him through the fabric until his breathing got heavy.
Then I asked if I could take it out. He said yes. I pulled his waistband down. It wasn't big, maybe four or five inches, but it was perfectly shaped, a little curved, smooth, with a bead of precum at the tip.
His balls were big. I stroked him, ran my hand down to his balls, then back up and spread the precum over the head. He started moaning. I asked if I could put it in my mouth. He said yes fast. I went down on him slow, sucking the head and stroking what I couldn't fit, one hand on his balls. He ran his fingers through my hair. I got into it. After a while he said he was close. I pulled off and asked if he wanted to
I'm 29, and I have three siblings. My older brother, Kevin, and my two younger sisters have always been treated differently from me.
Whenever Kevin needs money, my mom finds a way to help him. When my younger sister wanted a car, my parents helped her get one. When my other sister had a baby, my mom practically moved into her house to help with the newborn.
But when I needed $2,000 to keep my small business from shutting down, my mom told me I was an adult and needed to figure things out myself.
Last Christmas, my mom bought everyone expensive gifts. I received a $25 gift card. When I asked her about it, she said I was being ungrateful.
The part that really hurt was when my siblings laughed and said I was always looking for attention.
Last week, I stopped attending family dinners and stopped answering my mom's calls. Now she's telling relatives that I've become disrespectful and that I don't appreciate my family.
I told her I'm simply treating people the way they've treated me.
Now everyone says I'm punishing my mother over money, but nobody wants to discuss the years of favoritism.
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Husband: “Why have you suddenly started insisting on condoms?”
Me: “Because I want to.”
Husband: “We’ve been married for six years. Why are we behaving like strangers?”
I looked at him.
We had been trying to have a child for almost a year, but I had recently become uncomfortable with how casually he dismissed conversations about sexual health and contraception.
Whenever I suggested getting tested together, he became defensive.
Husband: “We’ve been together for years. What exactly are you worried about?”
Me: “I want us both to know we’re healthy. That’s not an accusation.”
Husband: “You don’t trust me?”
Me: “Trust doesn’t mean avoiding medical checkups.”
The argument ended without a resolution.
A few days later, I visited my doctor for a routine appointment. I explained my concerns and asked about contraception options because….
I slept with my boss ...
I (26M) was at work dinner with my colleagues and a few of us got drunker than the rest and so we went out for karaoke and more drinks after dinner had ended. When we were done I offered to drop my boss (52F) home. When we got to her place we were just chatting about life. She was checking up on me to see how I’ve been dealing with my break up. She then asked me if I miss having sex to which I nervously laughed and said I very much did and then it got quiet. She then put her hand on my thigh and said she’s always there if I needed. I don’t know what came over me but I grabbed her face and kissed her immediately. We were both a bit shocked and I apologised but she laughed and invited me into her home.
When I enter she tells me to wait in her room while she goes to freshen up. She then comes out of the washroom in this beautiful navy blue lingerie and asks me what I wanna do to her. I struggle to put a sentence together
She then grabs my hair and pulls it to her pussy and I start going to town. I ask if she’d sit on my face and she obliged. I don’t think my face has ever been ridden better than that . I could feel her really use my face like it was a pillow and not hold back. She knew what she was doing. After she came she told me to take off my pants and gave me head. I came in her mouth and she swallowed it with a smile and then kissed me.
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Me as a software developer going back to documentation after hitting Claude Limit 😂😂
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SHE SOLD HER GOLD JEWELRY TO HELP HER HUSBAND BUILD HIS BUSINESS. YEARS LATER, HE USED THAT SAME BUSINESS TO HIDE HIS AFFAIR.
For seven years, she stood beside her husband when nobody believed in him.
When he had no money, she contributed her savings.
When his business was struggling, she sold her jewelry to help him pay his workers.
When he wanted to give up, she reminded him of the dreams they once shared.
Eventually, his business became successful.
They moved into a beautiful house, bought two cars, and started living the comfortable life they had always wanted.
But success changed the man she had struggled with.
He began coming home late, guarding his phone, and complaining that she no longer understood his lifestyle.
She thought he was stressed from managing his growing company.
Until one evening, his phone rang while he was in the shower.
A message appeared on the screen.
"Baby, I miss you. When are you telling your wife about us?"
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Landlord’s Wife: “I hope you understand that I know what you’ve been doing with my husband.”
Me: “I’m sorry, what?”
Landlord’s Wife: “Don’t pretend you don’t know. I’ve seen the messages.”
I was standing outside my apartment when my landlord’s wife approached me. I had rented the place for almost two years, and until that morning, we had barely spoken.
Me: “I think you’ve mistaken me for someone else.”
Landlord’s Wife: “My husband has been coming to your apartment whenever I’m away. Do you think I’m stupid?”
I was completely confused.
My landlord, Mr. Kellan, occasionally came around to….
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I had four minutes before my next interview.
The résumé on my desk was almost empty.
No degree. No experience. One line under skills: "Shows up."
I was going to say no.
The door opened.
A young man walked in and held out his hand.
I shook it.
And stopped breathing.
His palm had a ridge of scar tissue running across it.
Thick. Raised. Shaped like a lightning bolt.
I knew that scar.
I'd felt it eleven years ago.
I was twenty-six.
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The show answers this directly in Episode 8. Agatha tells Wanda she was “crippled by your own self-doubt,” which is why the Fietro ruse worked as long as it did.
Wanda did notice he looked different and immediately started testing him on shared memories. She just wanted it to be real badly enough that she kept going anyway. The Hex was built on her grief and denial, so clear thinking wasn’t really on the menu
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Fiancée: “Before we get married, I need to tell you something.”
Me: “What’s wrong?”
Fiancée: “I’ve been meeting other men.”
I stared at her.
We had been engaged for six months, and our wedding was scheduled for the following spring.
Me: “Meeting them for what?”
Fiancée: “Sometimes dinner. Sometimes more.”
I felt my chest tighten.
Me: “Are you telling me you’ve been sleeping with other men?”
She started crying.
Fiancée: “It happened three times.”
Me: “Three times with the same person?”
Fiancée: “No. Different people.”
I stood up and walked around the living room.
Me: “How long has this been happening?”
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結婚して3年。夫の実家で義母と同居を始めてから、私はいつの間にか家政婦のような扱いを受けるようになった。
義母は近所では評判のいい人だった。でも、家の中では違った。
義母：「お嫁さんなんだから、家のことくらい気を利かせてやってよ」
私：「私も仕事をしているので、できる範囲でやります」
義母：「昔のお嫁さんは仕事も家事も全部やっていたのよ」
夫：「まあまあ、母さんも悪気があるわけじゃないから」
夫はいつもこうだった。
ある日、私は残業で帰宅が午後9時を過ぎた。
すると、義母が玄関で腕を組んで待っていた。
義母：「夕飯は？ 私、まだ食べてないんだけど」
私：「お義母さん、冷蔵庫に作り置きがありますよ」
義母：「温かいものが食べたいの。嫁なのに気が利かないわね」
私は何も言わず、キッチンへ向かった。
その夜、夫に初めて本気で不満を伝えた。