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Blocking or unfollowing me = permission to steal your posts. I usually complain a lot, search “Possum Twitter” community for nothing but possums

Hell, MI
Joined February 2014
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The fact killing yourself is called “the easy route” implies there’s a hard way out which is like a genocide run on the entire planet or something
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I'm such a "why" whore I just need to find out why
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Unfortunately having poor social skills in your 20’s kinda feels like a death sentence. Feels like everyone around you is forming connections and figuring shit out while you’re there struggling to even talk to one new person
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I warned a server that there was someome n the server with 764 in their name and all the mod did was take away my image perms and ignore it. Okay I guess
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Haven’t been able to sleep properly from this fever for a 4 days. 2 hours a night
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Wtf is the point of the email/pass login when I have to sign into my google account to check the code they sent immediately right after anyway. Might as well always sign in with google
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Does anyone know if there’s a way to scroll shorts/tiktoks in the miniplayer overlay so I can have some background noise while reading my tl
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I haven’t been able to get more than 1-2 hours of fever dream sleep at a time and it’s making me a zombie. Scrolled so much in bed my pinky is sore from holding the phone
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*paws at you* are you mad at me *paws at you* hey are you mad *paws at you* do you hate me
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The ROI on keeping your mouth shut is extremely high.
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Honestly I’d rather my algorithm be more of these weird pointless chinese vids again cause now it’s 90% ai when you scroll vids
Why is he scooping it then putting it back in🤔
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Avoid at all costs: amphetamines, SSRIs, THC, excess alcohol, estrogen These drugs make you retarded
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Replying to @Tem0725
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i want to meet myself from someone else’s pov so i can see why
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Bro: lets listen to music Me: ok but they better not be didy beats the music💀💀💀💀
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why do they legitimately kill u if ur awkward
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I took some trazadone and immediately realized I'm just scrolling through the timeline like a zombie instead of reading post by post
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