One of the guys told me this morning that my sweater reminded him he had to pee.
One is onsite sending me videos of cockroaches that he’s killing with some kind of spray.
And another is texting me about what to get his girlfriend for her birthday.
Being mom to 25 men is great.
As a neurodivergent person, I do NOT believe in social hierarchy. We are all just regular degular humans. The only thing impressive is how you treat others
At 16 I told my dad that my boss (40) had crawled across the floor behind me, covered my eyes, and whispered, “Hi, pretty,” in my ear.
He just grabbed his keys and walked out, came back after dinner, and told me I could quit, but that I’d be safe if I wanted to go back.
❤️
Just absentmindedly rubbing my sore glute in the grocery store as I zone out comparing energy drinks, then realizing I’m blocking not one, but two people with my ass rubbing.
So, the usual.
Bought this two-pack today because I keep forgetting, and I really think my armpits deserve to discover what “sexy intrigue” smells like.
Starting tomorrow I fully expect to sexily intrigue everyone in the room any time I raise my arms.
Sent my dad pics of the kid in her costume, and he proved once again that he’s the best dad.
And for the record, he generally loves to make fun of me when I’m being a dumbass ❤️
