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Y’all are hearing me but you’re not listening . Probably_not_chris on TikTok(800k). For Business/Inquiries: [email protected]

Joined December 2013
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Happy memorial day from the troops
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there are folks who got GTA 6 preloaded and will die November 18th
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bro couldn’t even tag me
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Horniness of this video aside: Fumbling somebody that looks like this will genuinely change your brain chemistry
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HA I’m unemployed and single
Don't ask me to do a GOD V run I'm 30 with a kid. #TEKKEN8
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Day 2 of Woke 3 and Kalshi has fallen #WokeIsBack
BREAKING: Utah criminally charges Kalshi's CEO and COO with 13 counts of illegal gambling
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My dad watching CNN:
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We got your back, New York!
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Several figures here aren’t federal results or NY-specific. The $472B combines US wide pledges: Micron's $250B is nationwide (NY site $100B) Anthropic's $50B covers TX and NY. The 48% murder drop is from NY's state run GIVE program (28 departments, Jan – May 2026). arkolith.com/news/news-micr… therepublic.com/?p=843020 governor.ny.gov/news/safer-str…
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Me after they add a free open bar with an AMC A-list subscription :
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Till this day this is still the worst interaction I’ve had with the police. No apology whatsoever this is what happens when egos and pride go unchecked lol 👍
Never cease to amaze me what people of color have to go through on a daily basis.
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Do not play this bs yall.
HOOD WARFARE 2 IS ALREADY BETTER THAN CALL OF DUTY!!! (sound on)
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Curry gonna hit a three and I'm gonna have to hear this bullshit going into the commercial
SHABOOZEY x GUNNA HIGH NOON (MUSIC VIDEO) OUT NOW 🚨 nitter.cf/media_marc75899/status…
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i’m calling songs i don’t like Kalshi Music now
Drake turns into an emo goth for the “Princess” music video with Pinkchyu
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freaky ass boy what the hell 😭😭😭
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this just in: being a father/husband/son exempts you from being a terrible person
A husband. A father. A son. And these sick freaks celebrate his murder.
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describing charli kirk’s assassination to my grandkids
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I think she just smelled doodoo and was waiting to see if anyone else noticed
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If he is somehow allowed to run for 2028 then Mamdani should be allowed to run.
Donald Trump unveiled a "Trump 2028" hat at White House dinner
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Here’s the proof. I AINT NO LIAR!
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why would they want to do that
Replying to @kurtos
Sword and potion dudes think they are gamers till you ask them to set a screen and roll in 2k 😂
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Playing Overwatch In overtime on Kings Row Final team fight to win the game Hits huge 6 man earthshatter Screen goes black 2 minute Kalshi ad plays Ad concludes come back to this:
Microsoft is now testing free Xbox Cloud Gaming with ads for Insiders Players will have to watch an ad before they can play for an hour
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