Oilers fan stuck in YYC. Browncoat, Cog, Spartan, Jedi, Guardian, X-Phile. Lover of burgers, donairs and shawarma! Maker of BBQ. YO JOE!
Calgary, Alberta
Joined July 2009
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Want to make your own donair meat and sauce at home?
This is what I use. :)
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the mandatory sex change surgeries begin TONIGHT. all republican voters, please report to your local abortion clinic voluntarily or a bisexual MS-13 member will be sent to your home. somehow, pansexual orgies and shariah law are simultaneously in effect as of this moment
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The UCP drew a map. They couldn't get it past an independent boundaries commission, who recommended a different one after public input.
The UCP tore up that map and is imposing their own, without public consultation.
They want you to believe this is normal. It's not.
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$70 MILLION BUCKS - A SOLE-SOURCED CONTRACT AND QUESTIONS THE UCP STILL WON'T ANSWER.
Seven weeks after taking office, the UCP government directed AHS to sign a $70-million Tylenol deal involving MHCare, with millions paid up front.
Now we have serious questions about a competing proposal that may have offered faster delivery, at a lower cost, and without MHCare's $10-million administration fee.
Who made the decision to tank that proposal, and why?
Meanwhile, court documents confirm an ongoing RCMP criminal investigation into procurement practices at Alberta Health and AHS, involving the offences of fraud, breach of trust and money laundering.
Today, I pressed the government for answers.
Why does MHCare remain an active bidder on government contracts? What was the involvement of the Premier's office in hiring relatives of MHCare's principal to work in government ministries? And has MHCare or any of its affiliates received further government contracts?
Unfortunately, today wasn't Disclosure Day but I feel its coming.
#abpoli #ableg #abtory #ucp #rcmp #accountability
Watch the exchange.
Fuck the big 3
Carriers ask CRTC to scrap several consumer protections mobilesyrup.com/2026/10/20/c…
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Where you shop for Remembrance products matters!
Whether it's a Poppy pin, clothing, jewellery, or other Remembrance items, Canadians can show they remember year-round while supporting Veterans and their families.
The Royal Canadian Legion's official online stores offer a wide selection of products featuring the Poppy, a protected symbol of Remembrance. Every purchase helps support the Legion's work on behalf of Canada's Veterans and their families.
When shopping for Remembrance products, choose the Legion's official stores and know your purchase makes a difference.
Shop today:
The Legion Store: poppystore.ca/
The Legion's Official Amazon Store: amazon.ca/legion
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PlayStation 5 Disc Edition Console – 1TB is in stock at Walmart ($819.96) buff.ly/m9vVzE5 #ad
Best Buy buff.ly/N6xkwxN
Sold out on Amazon / EB Games
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43,500 Ukrainians in Alberta with non-permanent migrant status. They'd be affected by Danielle Smith's referendum questions.
Doubt they're explicit targets of the proposed crackdown on services for temporary residents, but they represent 1 in 7 of them. cbc.ca/news/canada/calgary/u…
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Heads up.
Advance voting for the referendum gets underway to and goes until October 17th.
Here's the link to help you find where you can cast your ballot.
map.elections.ab.ca/
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It’s easy being this green. 💚
Pre-orders are now open for the X25 Special Edition XBOX Wireless Controller at Walmart Canada.
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Xbox 25th Anniversary controller preorder Canada
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Go enjoy a teen burger today Canada :)
.@AWCanada is donating $2 from every Teen Burger sale to MS research.
Please enjoy, one, two or more on August 20th :)
My oldest suffers from MS, so this cause hits home.
And if you don't like their burgers, feel free to just make a donation. :)
.@AWCanada is donating $2 from every Teen Burger sale to MS research.
Please enjoy, one, two or more on August 20th :)
My oldest suffers from MS, so this cause hits home.
And if you don't like their burgers, feel free to just make a donation. :)
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Good morning, Alberta separatists.
As you drag yourselves out of bed to begin another heroic day of accomplishing absolutely nothing while nursing those fragile little egos, here’s a gentle reminder: your grand independence fantasy has collapsed so thoroughly you couldn’t even scrape together 8% of voters to sign your sad little petition. And support for your cause has been dwindling since the beginning of the year.
Now get out there, drive through an entire neighbourhood, carefully count the twenty Canadian flags for every single lonely Alberta one, snap a solemn photo of that rare Berta flag like it’s some kind of trophy, then rush straight back here to declare yourselves fearless warriors in the make believe revolution that exists only inside your own heads. Bonus observation while you’re at it: notice how the Canadian flags are always flying over the nice, well kept properties… while the Alberta ones tend to mark the yards full of weeds and rusty vehicles.
You have a spectacular day, and try not to let hamburger prices hurt your feelings today, kings. 😉 🇨🇦
PrimeBane™ retweeted
Trying to help a young family with diapers and baby formula. If you want to assist, that would be great!
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Why does the government write checks for the billionaire class every time they fail, but tell us all to "pull ourselves up" when the system fails us?
Banks: Bailed out in 2008.
Auto Industry: Bailed out in 2009.
Corps: PPP Loans forgiven 2020.
Airlines: Bailed out 2020.
Socialism for the rich
Nothing for the actual workers keeping society running.
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Taco Bell has removed lettuce, guacamole, pico de gallo, and onion from several locations to prevent spreading the diarrhea parasite Cyclospora.
Taco Bell is leading the way on preventing diarrhea.
Taco. Bell.
