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Joined May 2023
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"Gather round, weary travellers and curious cubs. Let me tell you a story from the days of old, long after man left this mortal coil, bestowing the world unto the beasts; when civilizations rose and fell, to the beating of sandaled feet; of high adventure!" *strums an Em 11*
Random AI Experiment: After blowing me away yesterday, I thought I'd try recreating some of the characters in one of my upcoming stories. This is Beornoð, The Cursed Prince note: these are purely for reference/fun. I fully intend on hiring an artist for any official artwork
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As a rule: Buy these on GOG instead. They play better, they're updated to run on modern machines, and you are given an offline installer, so you actually somewhat own your games.
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GARZILLA!
かわいいゴジラが襲来しました🔥 \がおおお🔥…脱ぐでち!/
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Remarkable to consider. The tribes of the Migration Era that finally brought Rome to her knees and claimed her old colonies mainly came from this little area - and they also went North into Scandinavia and changed Germanic culture everywhere so that their god Woden became the main one even in the Viking Age. -The Langobards who took Italy in 568 AD came from Jutland. -The Saxons and Angles who took Britannia in 449 AD came from this area. -The Franks who took Gaul between 486 and 507 AD originated in the Rhine-Weser region. These people all spoke one language and worshipped the same gods, but the kings focused on one frenzied deity who brought them victory - Woden. Not only did this swampy region produce the main characters of the Germanic world who introduced the new culture of runes, kings and halls- but they above all (with the help also of the Goths who came from Sweden) are responsible for reshaping all of Europe in the Migration Age - indeed the Franks practically invented the idea of Europe as we now know it. Not a phenomenon from all Germania, not even all of the modern region of Germany - just this little circle.
Replying to @Tom_Rowsell
The Tysklander takeover of Scandza
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Viggo Mortensen; I'm watching The Lord of the Rings trilogy twice.
You’re locked inside a movie theater for 24 hours. You can only watch movies starring one actor the entire time. Whose filmography are you choosing?
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Are you planning a bonfire over the next few days? Then please do take a moment to carefully check the pile for sleeping hedgehogs.
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It is so frustrating that I cannot see any of your replies in my notifications. I am not ignoring you. I literally have to scroll through every post I’ve made today to see what you’ve posted. It’s not just because you’re being labeled as spam. Even moots don’t show up.
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I'm tired boss
AMD expects the PC market to get even worse in 2027, with global PC shipments set to drop by a double-digit percentage. AMD CEO Lisa Su also pointed to a very different outlook for its server business, which is expected to double its revenue in 2027 thanks to AI and data center.
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Wish @PrinceBeorn a happy birthday
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OH KNOW SHADOW LOAF IS BEING ATTACKED BY BALLOONS Wish him a happy birthday. He good kitty @PrinceBeorn
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Ten writers who mean a lot to me, trying not to overthink about it: 1. Michael Moorcock 2. J. R. R. Tolkien 3. Robert E. Howard 4. H. P. Lovecraft 5. Raymond Chandler 6. M. R. James 7. Philip K. Dick 8. Brian Jacques 9. Frank Herbert 10. Ernest Hemingway
Also not gonna overthink this, and the order doesn't matter. 1. JRR Tolkien 2. Saint Augustine 3. Francis Scheaffer 4. Jim Butcher 5. Sigmund Brouwer 6. Brandon Sanderson 7. Robin Hobb 8. Brent Weeks (I think I'm most like him stylistically.) 9. Andrew Peterson 10. The Ghostwriters who wrote the OG Hardy Boys.
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UK Government be like: NO VIDEO GAMES, NO SOCIAL MEDIA, NO PORN, NO SEX, NO JOBS, NO AFFORDABLE HOUSING, NO FOOD, NO WATER, NO GOOD WEATHER, NO WORKING TRANSPORT
UKs Online Safety Minister has announced all in-game chat will be placed behind an ID gate. Cutting of teenagers from the ability to socialise, risking the cybersecurity of gamers and driving up costs for Gaming industry gamersvoice.org/uk-gaming-re… #SaveOurGames #Stopkillinginternet
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Joe, your derangement is showing. You mocked someone for going to the gym, but someone mentions your weight and suddenly you're the victim? Give me a fucking break. And dragging up Gary's past? He served his time, got sober, rebuilt his life, raised a family and became successful. He's openly talked about it. What exactly are you exposing? Gary moved on from his past. You're still throwing tantrums on Twitter because people disagree with you politically. Get a fucking grip.
Looks like Gary is Big Mad we Voted. He must be pissed rn another 5 million Texans voted my same way. Funny this bitch ass reply is you literally exaggerating & crying about my "weight" to feel better about yourself. Meanwhile your ass was ACTUALLY a BURDEN to all Texas Taxpayers back when you were a hopeless drug addict and a double felon convicted of two counts of first-degree burglary. Holy shit you are stupid. Glass House. Youve literally have cost our state objectively more. Shut the Fuck up Gary. Lets tell our audiences to go see Godzilla instead! 🤘👍
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You survived the Lockdown Era. You'll survive half the Congressional loss Obama suffered in 2010. The blackpill is a suppository. Hands off.
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"They dress formally and call each other “patriot” the same way a leftist might say “comrade”. Their references span the Old Testament, Marcus Aurelius and the video game Skyrim. They have a trollish streak, but many are Christian and morally serious; they advocate marriage and fret about degeneracy. And they are transforming politics in this country." We are.
NIGEL FARAGE'S BASTARDS by @emilylawford Two years ago, Connor Tomlinson, Charlie Downes and Harrison Pitt met Rupert Lowe at a private seminar organised by the late Peter Whittle, who ran the New Culture Forum, a right-wing think tank. Lowe gave a speech, arguing that they should still back Reform. He then sat for an hour with the young men, listening to their criticism of Farage. This was a multi-millionaire, Thatcherite, public-schooled farmer, giving an audience to young men with whom he had very little in common and about whose lives he knew nothing. “But he listened,” Tomlinson remembered, “and he just said, ‘Right, you know what lads, I’ll take all those criticisms on board. I think they’ll strengthen the party. You’re the exact kind of guys we want to get involved.’” Tomlinson thought Lowe was a man of principle, compared to other figures in Reform whom he saw as power-mad and dishonest. He found Reform’s increasingly campy vibe distasteful when the country was collapsing. “I went to a lot of caravan holidays as a kid, right? I know that there’s a place for it in British culture. But I don’t think when we’re staring down the gun barrel of complete national disaster, the Butlins and fireworks and Andrea Jenkyns singing in sequins is the way to go.” When Lowe was kicked out of Reform a few months later, Tomlinson was ready to follow him anywhere. “What Rupert Lowe realises,” Tomlinson said, “is there is a next generation of people who are essentially autodidacts, who haven’t been through the Eton, Oxbridge, Spad, MP, Lords pipeline that’s generated nothing but cowards and traitors.” Carl Benjamin told me he was certain that Restore would triumph eventually. “I’ve never been more convinced that essentially our victory is inevitable, as the horrors of multiculturalism become clear.” Yet as Restore kept eating into Reform’s vote share, people began to call for the right to unite. In early August, after Restore came fourth with 9 per cent in the Greater Manchester mayoral election, Lowe suggested his party and Reform “put our differences aside and cooperate for the good of the country”. He demanded a few things in return: mass deportation of illegal migrants “including women and children”, a referendum on the death penalty, and “the exclusion of former Tory ministers from any future cabinet”. Farage prevaricated, saying he was open to talks, but it quickly descended into a spat. Reform demanded Lowe get rid of Downes, citing concerns about “antisemitic and extreme racists at or near the top of the party”. Lowe refused to sack “a young Christian man”, and the deal fell apart. Tomlinson blamed the deal collapsing on Reform. “Interpersonally, I like Farage,” he said, “but also I’m just pissed off when he goes around calling my friends fascists.” He wasn’t surprised Lowe backed Downes: “Rupert stands by his men.” Yet there is another reason Lowe did not agree to the demands. Had he accepted, many of his supporters would have followed Downes and other young influencers to whatever new venture they decided to back. Lowe is not all that different from Farage. Both are wealthy, public-school boomers (69 and 62, respectively) and Tory supporters who are instinctively pro-Thatcher, pro-markets and anti-immigration. Yet the young men who once clung to Farage are from a different world: radicalised by the internet, the job market, the diversifying and declining high street. They are fiscally apathetic and culturally extreme. Think of them as the new, new right. Over the past six months, I’ve spoken to dozens of these men. (Although there are a few high-profile female provocateurs, this world is overwhelmingly male.) They dress formally and call each other “patriot” the same way a leftist might say “comrade”. Their references span the Old Testament, Marcus Aurelius and the video game Skyrim. They have a trollish streak, but many are Christian and morally serious; they advocate marriage and fret about degeneracy. And they are transforming politics in this country. Cover art by Nate Kitch
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"You guys were so caught up in looking at and mocking the demographics of Europe and Canada that you never noticed that Texas became minority-White right under your fucking noses. Texas' demographics are as bad as BRAMPTON and for two years you guys wouldn't shut up about "muh north India"."
If brutal honesty is what the American Right wants at the moment, and has sufficiently processed its grief, then I'm fully prepared to give it. On a fundamental level, electorally, the American Right does not understand how to win elections or why it has won elections. It does not understand how to play the game of "Democracy", it does not understand how to build its coalition, it does not understand how to restrain its vices. This defeat, generational as it was, was easily predictable. While I may have been among the first sounding the alarm in that specific way, I did not have any special insight into America's issues, demography or polity. What I had, was distance and a perspective that came with it. The American Right did not see this coming because within its concept of "America" and how "American Politics" works, they were doing just fine. They had fully and completely insulated themselves from voices- domestic and abroad- that were raising concerns; dismissing the domestic ones as "Panicans" and being Secret Democrats, and the foreign ones for being foreign. Zero introspection could happen under these conditions and it functioned as a direct mirror to the insanity of Democrat hubris. Strip away the coalition buzzwords and you get the exact same insults slung at people outside the coalition: Heretic and Outsider. The most fundamental issue is that which I mentioned above, however; The American Right doesn't understand how Democratic politics works. Tell me, what do people vote for? If you go by polls it's the Iran war, if you go by what Fox Boomers say it's lazy socialist kiddos, if you go by what the Dems say it was a rejection of "Trump's FASCISM". In reality, it was none of these things; each is a beautiful lie that gets papered over the ugly truth that people felt bad. Their bank accounts felt tight, their prices were going up, fuel was more expensive, they couldn't find work, they were getting laid off, and of all fucking things to say, the White House bragged about it and declared a golden age. The Golden Age is when 97% of new jobs goes to women. The Golden Age is when you lose millions of jobs to offshoring in a single year. The Golden Age is when gas prices are the highest you can remember. The Golden Age is when young people feel like aliens in their homeland. This cognitive dissonance causes massive discomfort in the electorate- especially an electorate you won by 28 points and have now LOST by 17- which leads to distress and desperation. Desperate people won't vote for the people they think are hurting them and you aren't good enough at lying to young men. Now into specifics: The Iran War was the single largest influence; it cratered Republican support and burned all its momentum and backing on an unpopular war that nobody outside of a very small minority of hawkish warsec types and (literally) Israel-worshipping Neo-cons supported. While there was a slight chance of victory at the start, the moment that the goalpost shifted from regime change to "open the strait"- a shift completely forgotten by its few remaining supporters- that has all but evaporated. The US cannot win the Iran war, it does not have the stomach or the popular will to do so. Trump's best chance was to untangle months ago and just pay them reparations, but that would have cost too much face internationally and pissed off America's "greatest ally" which dragged them into it in the first place. Iran turned a situation where the Republicans could hold on into a guaranteed defeat, but the scale was not certain yet. Second: Immigration. Trump's admin simultaneously went too hard and not hard enough- a strange thing to say, but deportation numbers were nowhere near high enough to make dents in the millions imported JUST under Biden, and political capital was wasted on publicity stunts like having ICE agents go door to door. Under the existing strategy- without targeting businesses or anyone making it possible for illegals to make a living- the US wasn't going to put a dent even in the groups that came during Biden. Massive, decisive action had to be taken; you can't use a scalpel to drive in nails. The correct strategy here would have required a strong DoJ and to make immediate moves against judges that got in the way of justice. Unironically, Trump needed to take the Jackson route and is too weak for it. Kash Patel was the absolute wrong choice for head of the FBI, and having a woman in charge of the DoJ was also a mistake; neither had the will nor desire to enforce the rule of law; a perfect reflection of Trump's own unwillingness. Worst of all, however, came in the past eight months with a torrent of Republicans tabling amnesty packages- Trump included! This was perhaps the deepest betrayal that Trump could have connived and now it's actually likely to happen because Trump himself told the Dems it was possible. Between this and selective enforcement to protect business owners in real estate and agriculture, Trump utterly failed on his Immigration Enforcement Mandate. Third: Economy. Separate from the Iran War's effects, the American Economy has been languishing. Zero real growth since Biden, zero recovery from Covid. The ENTIRE American economy is, right now, propped up by AI; an obvious stock bubble that has surpassed the DotCom Bubble of the 90's, affecting everyone and everything. The massive injection of capital and investment has been wasted on infrastructure projects that people don't want, affecting land that people wish to violently protect. By marrying the success or failure of the American economy to AI, Trump effectively married the perception of his economy to all the horrible shit AI companies have been doing. Every time Anthropic targeted a protected orchard or endangered trees, that becomes a stain. Every time Altman attacks regular people, it becomes a stain. Every time the CEOs say they're going to make everyone obsolete and you'll be in the forever underclass, it is a massive black stain. People hate AI less for the product itself- though many certainly consider it to be slop- but instead as a consequence of how AI companies and CEOs behave. Fourth: Tariffs. Tariffs were necessary, a directionally correct move that was executed in the absolutely dumbest way possible. The trade strategy served to alienate foreign allies and force them to form alliances with each other, separate from you. They've caused lasting damage to the American economy as, by now, supply chains have been completely re-organized and consumer habits have changed. Now let me ask you guys: What does the United States produce, that it sells abroad? Resources and financial services. Your economy is identical to Canada's, largely because we modelled ours after yours, so what happens when you tariff the shit out of manufactured goods without doing anything to make it easy to produce shit domestically? What's that? Everything gets more expensive? Wow! You don't say. The reason the US had free trade with Canada was for its own interests; it allowed the US to take advantage of cheaper labour up North (and a few particular things we do better) while steadily undermining our own critical industries because you could just out-compete on price and volume. By shutting this pipeline off, it sent shockwaves through the entire American economy, and especially its industrial sectors, at the exact time you want to be building up industry because you're planning for a war with Iran. The way it was done, Trump double-fucked America. Fifth: Shitting on White Guys. And to top all of it off, the Republicans snubbed the only group that it could have swayed to vote for them. How many ads were there that explicitly targeted and blamed white guys as being welfare queens? How many times did staffers, senators, congressmen, Trump himself, go on Fox and blame "DSA white guys" or "lazy men in their mother's basement" or "those lazy gamers"? A full year was spent explicitly targeting them for humiliation because your "based Republicans" are terrified of getting called racist for talking about reality and thought it was safe to go after their constituents. They didn't give a fuck about you, not at any point did they consider the needs or desires of White American men, because they thought you would just vote for them anyways, or were a non-concern. Put another way, the Republicans were betting that America had already made White men a permanent demographic underclass. And what was the reaction to this from the online base? "Just vote Republican! If you don't vote for them they won't care about your vote and won't do what you say! It doesn't matter if they've already attacked and betrayed you, just vote for them!" If people can't see why this isn't compelling messaging then oh boy are the next few decades going to be rough because there is no turning this around if you can't see the problem. White men are the only demographic, shown by last night's results, that can actually be influenced to vote Republican. Boomers were secure, married women were mostly secure, the one that flipped hardest by a whopping FORTY-FIVE POINTS was men under 28. The exact people who have been explicitly targeted, shunned, demeaned and humiliated by the Trump administration and Republicans over the last two years. The Republicans explicitly and openly threw their votes away, hoping to carve out just one more point among black voters. Absolutely nothing in this election cycle was done correctly. Republicans wasted all their political capital on a pointless war that will achieve nothing, while sitting on their thumbs and refusing to legislate. Every mistake that could have been made, short of an environmental disaster, was made. Every time someone at home raised alarm bells it was dismissed. Every time someone abroad did, we were mocked. You guys were so caught up in looking at and mocking the demographics of Europe and Canada that you never noticed that Texas became minority-White right under your fucking noses. Texas' demographics are as bad as BRAMPTON and for two years you guys wouldn't shut up about "muh north India". In the course of two years you sold out multiple states demographically, on a scale worse than what the Liberals are doing to Canada, and it was your "Based Republicans" that did it to you. I've had Americans say to me that they're the "last hope for the West" and that they're going to "Save the West", and it's become increasingly obvious that the American Right started looking outward to throw blame and mockery around, because it had already failed to guard itself. Take what I've said to heart, or lose forever. That's the choice that the American Right gets to make now. Stop looking beyond your borders for five fucking minutes and focus on cleaning house.
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Museum staff uncovered medieval paintings while dismantling St Teilo’s in 1984–85. ⛪ Rebuilt at St Fagans, Cardiff, it welcomes visitors into a recreated pre-Reformation interior.
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Modern devs: "RUNNING IS FAST" "TO CROUCH, BEND AT THE KNEES" "GUNS MAKE MANY EXCITING NOISES" Thief devs: [Remove every single line of tutorial dialogue] [Ship game] [Refuse to elaborate]
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