@ProdSandMan
Lansing
Joined January 2018
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I nominate this specific version of Rumpelstiltskin to be the official mascot of Halloween 2026.
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He wants to play!
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Bonnie and Clyde discovering lighter fluid
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Imagine what this Brewers vs Padres series would look like right now if they didn’t play the first two games inside a Costco warehouse
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Replying to @bridespanker
Can’t tell if this is satire
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I think the timeline deviated into the Bad Timeline when the Cubs won the World Series in 2016 and Trump was elected a week later. If the White Sox can pull this off, we will be back in the Better Timeline and the midterms will follow suit.
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I will never delete TikTok
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Bears just been outsmarting mfs we don’t have the talent we just have the brains n heart behind us it’s lowkey beautiful
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Sorry but the pope is the best person tbh being from dolton Illinois which everyone knows is essentially an extension of Chicago being the first suburb on the south side. I genuinely thank God and him for the bears/sox success.😭😭😭
People I don’t want throwing out the first pitch: Obama The pope (Prefer to stay away from political/religious discourse) Jordan (he ruined the 1993 playoffs with retirement announcement. Never again) Caleb, Eddie Veder, Bill Murray (cub fan) I’d prefer it to be a white Sox
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ATP whoever created this must copyright n create a whole horror movie or series, it would be the likes of Leperchaun and be cool. Even if Ai created it fuck it 🤣
That MF is NOT real
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okay hell nah this is some demonic ritual shit i rebuke you satan
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next time they tell you AI art isn't art, show them this
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My therapist said “maybe you need to stop going after very attractive women, a nice 6 or 7 will treat you right” boy I almost cancelled the rest of my sessions…..what the hell are you saying bro????
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If we get locked down again for this plague, I'm going to focus on the maximum amount of fraud possible. Idgaf at all this time around
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Many Vamps
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FanDuel is a book dumbass
Americans are more likely to have placed a bet in the past year than to have read a book (via @NPR)
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I’m getting drunk n playing Fortnite all night I don’t fuckin care
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This still might be the hardest edit I've ever encountered. Luther going to be on demon time Sunday
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