producer pants 🥦

“Bart and Lisa go to the Star Wars Hotel” sounds like a fake pitch to mock modern Simpsons episodes

Too many damn Pokemon these days I can’t keep up

Has someone done a sketch where a brother and sister go to a baseball game and the brother prints off a sign saying she’s MY SISTER for if they get on the kiss cam and then they don’t and the dude gets mad that they didn’t look like enough of a couple for them to use the sign?

New street fighter movie is fun but like don’t have David Dalmatian do the ‘it was Tuesday’ line like go back in time and don’t do that it sucks it was real bad.

Fans of dumb internet terms have to be stoked that we got a Surf Dracula and a Glup Shitto in the span of a few weeks

It needed to be worse. I wanted terrible and instead it was just bad bordering on fine

This sketch remains relevant @montessoriboy

I love watching TikTok‘s where someone is just describing a scene from a movie and clearly feels very smart like they picked something up and sometimes I wanna respond like yep you did it. You saw that scene in that movie! they shot it you watched it! yeah man, you really did it.

I wonder who in the Hunger Games got to kill Lucky Flickerman? I hope it was Johanna that seems like something she’d enjoy

Somewhere in between these two books lies the REAL answers

If I wear these socks to bed guess what socks I’m wearing tomorrow

Why do you think?

Can’t they just say Hangovers?

I have to complete the task because I already ate the treat I bought myself in preparation for having to complete a task

Better song about turning 30 during a specific year:

Mallrats question for @ThatKevinSmith : did Leno take the Tonight Show back from Brodie, like he did to Conan, in that universe too?

Just had a certified old guy thought but remember playing Quake and choosing which CD to have in the cdrom drive bc the music would play in the game? And remember how the Spawn soundtrack was perfect?

I’ve seen this episode