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“When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.” He/Him, MUFC 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

Baltimore, MD
Joined November 2012
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Yeah, and?
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I want three hours in the universe where Luc Besson convinced Prince to play Ruby Rhod in ‘Fifth Element.’
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An adventure to Fells Point in four parts:
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The face of absolute joy
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That which we do to the least…
After discovering this baby elephant trapped in a well, we knew time was tight. Her mother was standing guard, frantic but helpless, so our first job was to move her to a safe distance. Then there was nothing left to do but jump in and haul the 200 kg calf out. Once she found her feet, she ran off and reunited with her mother at the tree line. We keep our teams on call, in the air and on the ground, so we can act when emergencies like these happen. From routine patrols to life-saving operations, you make our work possible. Thank you for your support: sheldrickwildlifetrust.org/
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Who doesn’t??
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My day-after 50% off Halloween candy acquisition game was strong af this year.
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Squeegee boys in November is kinda sad
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“I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein’s brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.” -Stephen Jay Gould
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Getting psyched up for the week ahead
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The holiday season can suck it.
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We’re interstellar. That’s a sort of cool addition to the current hellscape.
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Discovered a box of graham crackers in the pantry and i’m marking this as an absolute win.
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Ravens nation rn
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This game is so entertaining for all the wrong reasons
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Just one kids.
Already set for Halloween 🎃
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Nothing like a 6 hour wildly realistic fever dream about being back stuck in my toxic former work environment.
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This is the throwback we deserve.
Nike’s 1990s Trail Aesthetic with its ACG line was so on point
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Someone better be checking on Ian McKellen
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