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@ProfessorGetter

CEO, hypothetical future corporation // 💕 @voiles1910 // stream Homie Vulgaris

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i'm ivy
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this one is for the girls and gays i say before violently shitting myself
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It's halloween
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dinosaurs are an important part of the micro biome
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cat cutting a promo
GAZELLE (@hackthegazelle) profile pictureGAZELLE
@hackthegazelleOct 30
Replying to @MurdoinkGS
PLEASE I'm begging someone to have him cutting a promo on WWE
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I don’t think I’ve ever seen an IG sketch this dense with jokes
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puella delicata@Voiles1910Oct 30
Money: For Girls? God I hope so. Live on twitch!!
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puella delicata@Voiles1910Oct 29
I will stream money for girls TONIGHT, starting between 7 and 8. bewa
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D7om (slop)@StarwalkerFanOct 27
🚨 BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani opens a Dark Fountain in the middle of NYC
Democrats Deliver (@DemzDeliver) profile pictureDemocrats Deliver
@DemzDeliverOct 26
🚨 BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani releases 40,000 more 9/11 records that NYC kept hidden for 25 years.
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first date: we do bar trivia together :) second date: nyt crossword third date: all souls exam fourth date: gaokao fifth date: eight-legged essay portion of the ming dynasty imperial civil service examination
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stream going LIVE. i am playing nikke (a promise made is a promise kept) twitch: twitch.tv/professorgetter yt: youtube.com/live/Jl6FnRIDX9I… patreon ($5+ only, no ads): patreon.com/TheHomieCollecti…
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ivy, formerly known as ██████, is a known unknown entity orbiting her beloved gf. she will play minecraft, and she will dive hell. map games. consoles. please treat her kindly.starting the "Year of...

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~~Sunday~~Monday Stream! running some dailies and sitting down at my pc, and then we get back into critically acclaimed game Money For Girls. femininity is gruesome YT: youtube.com/live/KDSN1iHfmY4… Twitch: twitch.tv/professorgetter Patreon (no ads for $5+/mo): patreon.com/TheHomieCollecti…
nikke! and then more money for girls

nikke! and then more money for girls

stream Homie Vulgaris wherever you find podcast

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𝐖𝐚𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐏𝐞𝐚𝐬 🌜🌛 (@warandpeass) profile picture𝐖𝐚𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐏𝐞𝐚𝐬 🌜🌛@warandpeassOct 25
We need an airstrike! NOW!
Panel 1: A motivational speaker on stage at "The POWER of DREAMS" points at the audience. "You, Sir! What's your biggest dream?" Panel 2: A man with a mustache answers, "I want to make out with a big, juicy worm with a fat butt." Panel 3: The speaker: "Um... ...Okay." Panel 4: He moves on. "You, Miss. What's your dream?" Panel 5: A woman answers, "Um, that actually sounds amazing. I want that." Panel 6: The speaker turns away and whispers into his headset. "Janet,

ALT Panel 1: A motivational speaker on stage at "The POWER of DREAMS" points at the audience. "You, Sir! What's your biggest dream?" Panel 2: A man with a mustache answers, "I want to make out with a big, juicy worm with a fat butt." Panel 3: The speaker: "Um... ...Okay." Panel 4: He moves on. "You, Miss. What's your dream?" Panel 5: A woman answers, "Um, that actually sounds amazing. I want that." Panel 6: The speaker turns away and whispers into his headset. "Janet,

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playing a HoI4 multiplayer game where everyone is co-opping Japan and one person each plays the Army, Navy, Civilian government and Emperor in turn
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u have no idea what this means to me
bug (@shtrayrat) profile picturebug@shtrayratOct 24
Mark Duplass is an honorary butch lesbian in my eyes
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THE BEST SODA IN THE WORLD
dan (@kastki) profile picturedan@kastkiOct 23
moxxie defender til i die
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chuds discovered BCE Chinese tech. in another 2500 years they might discover how to build good roads
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Jake (@JakeTbird) profile pictureJake
@JakeTbirdOct 21
A magazine-fed bow. Suddenly I'm a lot more interested in archery. No background check, no registration, no waiting period, because it isn't a firearm. Democrats can't stand that sentence. California Rep. Kevin Mullin already has a federal bill to reclassify high-powered airguns as firearms so the gun rules can reach them. That's the playbook. When the law can't touch something, Democrats change what the word "gun" means. Watch the engineering here and ask yourself how long before they come for this one.
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maybe the funniest/coolest thing he has ever done
OG SNARK ☕️ (@SnarkingIsLegal) profile pictureOG SNARK ☕️@SnarkingIsLegalOct 23
Ethan Klein dressed his wife and his mistress up as thing 1 and thing 2
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did you know that if you mix tuna and cottage cheese add some garlic and sriracha then throw it in the microwave for about 1-2min my wife will get really mad at me
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can Iran please hit mossad hq again?
𝑽𝒆𝒅𝒊𝒌𝒂🪷 (@fckitanyway) profile picture𝑽𝒆𝒅𝒊𝒌𝒂🪷@fckitanywayOct 19
i used to be left-wing, but then you grow up, become independent, study, read, and understand how the world actually works. now i'm far-right.
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