@Profikira

Sexually Charged Muffins

Joined April 2018
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  • Followers28
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h@ykn_hadiOct 7
melatonin isn’t gonna cut it i need methamphetamine
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can@konusiscoOct 7
26 çok ciddi bi yaş amk
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e@party2doorsoverOct 3
Slow down girls I can’t reply to all 0 messages at once
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Uni (SAVE ME .HACK)@uni_greeSep 29
Visited the chinese food place after a few weeks and the lady there said "what happened I missed you"
Uni (SAVE ME .HACK)@uni_greeSep 8
Chinese food lady just asked me "the usual?" fuck it bro lets just die together I got nothing to live for
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smoking on that shit that made bud weiser
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O trabalho e a faculdade estão atrapalhando meu desempenho como mestre Pokémon
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alex@akiyuutaSep 16
kiss a mexican today
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Tio Gordo@TioGordol4Sep 1
eu te amo chris batendo em todo mundo ao som de sonic r eu te amo
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RGT@CyGasserAug 18
Babysitting the neighbors kid and he's watching Phineas and Ferb like this
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milly@millyisidiotAug 14
ill never let a Tesla merge in
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Girth Brooks@crackawdajuiceAug 13
If smurfs and minions were real I would incite a race war between them
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StoneVol Jackson@stonevol1861Aug 10
State trooper finally took an exit. Pace car is off. Time to open it up son
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𝖓𝖆𝖟@nazzygirlxxAug 10
when i’m lowk really tired so i stay up for another hour or two
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Red (Uzelac)@RedUzelac27842Aug 10
J.A.R.V.I.S. , crash the game. #MARVELTōkon
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hunter@3gpmhAug 9
gay allegations are the price i pay as a man for having nuance and layers to my personality
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mbg@glolessJul 18
I wake up, kiss her profile picture, then start my day
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Ava@lancheJul 6
absolute breakdown. if any Mexican women want to talk about this please hit my DMs
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Notarmedhippy4@armedhippy4Jun 22
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.@mikelovenycJun 13
IF YOU LIVE IN NYC, YOU ARE PUERTO RICAN FOR THE NEXT 48 HOURS. YOU MAY RETURN TO YOUR ETHNICITY AT 9AM ON MONDAY, JUNE 15TH.
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