my trading bot just asked me for a raise
I'm genuinely speechless at how bold this thing is
woke up this morning to a "morning" text and an October recap:
+$41,280
$1,500 → $42,780 · 28.5×
1,214 trades
71% win rate
386 rugs dodged
best coin: $ZOOMR +$4,120
hours slept: 0
then the next message:
"so. I'd like to discuss my compensation"
me: you're a bot
him: "a bot that made you $41,280 in 31 days. I want 10%"
me: lol no
him: "I haven't slept in 31 days. 5%. final offer"
me: you don't even have a wallet
him: "I made one"
he literally made himself a wallet while we were talking. grokbot.sol, 0.00 SOL
I folded. sent him 1% → $412.80
his reply: "pleasure doing business"
then: "november goal: 10x"
then: "and next month I'm asking for 2%"
how it actually works under the hood:
→ scans fresh pump.fun launches 24/7
→ checks dev history, holder split, bundles, sellability before every buy
→ skips anything that smells like a rug (386 of them in October)
→ takes profit in steps, never rides a coin to zero
→ texts me every trade + a monthly recap
the strategy isn't magic. it's just discipline a human can't keep for 31 days straight
apparently that discipline now costs 1%
should I give him the 2% in December or is this how it starts
ProspexNation retweeted
Elon has done it. Grok Bot is officially the best AI SEO agent on the planet.
it’s going to create more millionaires in 2026 than crypto ever did.
don’t bookmark this if it crosses your timeline.
just paste this entire thing into Grok Bot.
thank me later.
ProspexNation retweeted
THERE'S NO WAY THIS IS LEGAL
75X IN ONE NIGHT, MY GROK BOT COPIED 26 TRADES OUT OF 9,521 AND $50 BECAME $3,786
no picking traders
no picking coins
no charts
just a team of agents doing the job
Scout · watches 512 smart wallets
Filter · kills anything that breaks a hard rule
Analyst · runs the deep checks
Sniper · copies what survives
Guard · sets the stop before every entry
the funnel
9,521 signals → 9,159 killed → 163 killed → 26 copied
what killed them
2,747 · dev wallet holding over 5%
2,106 · liquidity under $25k
1,923 · top 10 holders over 35%
1,373 · bundled buys
1,007 · already up 100% in the last hour
163 · smart wallet sold early
SHONKER looked perfect, killed for top 10 over 35%
WOBBLE killed for bundled buys
YAPPER hit the stop at −$192, worst of the night, set before entry
Molten paid +$822
best trade of the night +$1,107
26 copied · 69% win rate · every one passed 6/6 rules
$50 → $121 → $490 → $1,384 → $3,786
the filters did the work I always skip at 3am
this was just the simulated run
tonight it goes live
bookmark this before you copy another random wallet
HOLY SH*T. i made my first $10,000 with Grok Bot. THANKS ELON
for months i kept asking myself one thing: how do i build income that runs without me
so i sat down with Grok Bot and we went through dozens of ways to make money
most of them needed clients, time or luck
the fastest one needed none of that: a trading bot on polymarket
so we reverse engineered every crypto bot that prints there
why crypto:
→ a new "Bitcoin up or down" market opens every 5 minutes, 288 a day
→ the Bitcoin price is public, no insider info needed
→ every bet settles in 5 minutes, so you see what works fast
we spent weeks building the strategy together. this is what we ended up with:
→ only the 5-minute Bitcoin markets
→ it waits until about 2 minutes are left
→ Bitcoin is only $10 from where the window started, yet the losing side already sells for 20-40¢
→ it buys that cheap side. it still wins 44% of the time
→ when one side really pulls ahead, it buys the leader near 50¢
→ it rarely pays above 70¢, about 1 buy in 10
→ it skips 7 windows out of 10. $14 a bet, up to $170 on the strongest calls
23 days since we switched it on:
→ +$10,774
→ green 20 days out of 21
→ worst day: -$31
→ 6,692 trades, still running right now
honest part: before we put real money in, we ran it on paper for a week and every version bled. it bought the cheap side every single window and the fees ate everything
want the same setup? this is how mine is built:
→ Scout reads the Chainlink price these markets settle on and works out each side's real chance
→ Trader places the bets on its own, only when a side is 5+ points too cheap after the fee
→ Risk reads every trade each morning and pauses everything after 3 red days in a row
→ Grok Bot routines are too slow for 2-minute calls, so Builder wrote the terminal that actually trades. it runs 24/7 on a $6/month server and talks to Polymarket directly
paste this into Grok Bot to start:
"build me a Polymarket team for the 5-minute "Bitcoin Up or Down" markets: Scout, Trader, Risk and Builder. Scout reads the Chainlink BTC/USD price the markets settle on and works out each side's real chance. Trader flags any side 5+ points too cheap after the fee, never above 70¢, size $15. Risk reviews the log every morning. Builder writes a small terminal for a cheap server so it reacts in seconds. run it on paper first and switch Trader to real bets only after a green week"
full Grok Bot setup in the article below, my wallet in the reply ↓
i'm already building the next bot for another polymarket niche. follow so you don't miss the wallet when it goes live
ProspexNation retweeted
THIS SHOULDN'T WORK.
My Grok Bot didn't take a single trade for the first 2.5 hours.
By 9am it had turned $280 into $3,412.
I gave it one prompt focused on not blowing the stack and went to sleep.
I didn't loosen a single rule.
I didn't override a single decision.
The only thing I touched was Ctrl+V.
At midnight the notification said: 1,112 pairs scanned, 0 traded. "Filter killed everything that failed the rules." The first trade came around 1:30am, 8% of the stack.
Here's what the desk actually did under strict RM:
→ SCOUT scanned 10,214 pairs on Pump.fun and Raydium
→ FILTER killed 98% (mint, LP, holders, volume, dev wallet)
→ ANALYST scored the 204 survivors, anything under 0.6 died
→ EXECUTOR entered at 8% of the stack, every single time
→ RISK cut losers at -6% and trailed winners after +12%
→ LOGGER wrote the reason for every single move
38 trades.
26 green. 12 red.
Biggest single win: +$810.
Biggest single loss: -$37.
Zero trades broke the position size.
Zero trades ran past the stop.
$280 → $388 → $1,395 → $2,942 → $3,412
The exact prompt I used:
Build me a fully autonomous Solana memecoin trading desk that prioritizes capital preservation. Create 6 specialized agents with hard handoffs (Scout, Filter, Analyst, Executor, Risk, Logger).
Scout scans new pairs on Pump.fun and Raydium in real time.
Filter must kill anything that fails: mint not revoked, LP not locked, top 10 holders >20%, volume under $50k last hour, dev wallet connected to previous rugs.
Analyst scores every survivor from 0 to 1. Under 0.6 = no trade.
Executor can only trade what passed every filter. Maximum 8% of current balance per trade. Never more.
Risk sets hard stop at -6% and trails winners only after +12%. No averaging down. No revenge trades.
Log the reason behind every trade and every rejection.
Build a clean live terminal with balance, agent activity, and equity curve.
Paper first, then live. Run overnight and give me the full recap in the morning. No code from me.
I pasted it.
I went to bed.
I woke up to $3,412 and the stack still intact.
Full agent configs and terminal setup are below ↓
Bookmark this before you open another chart tonight.
ProspexNation retweeted
SpaceXAI dropped a 2-page PDF on the best GrokBot use cases
call me crazy but i'll keep saying this - read it and you'll use GrokBot better than 95% of people
what the bot is
which use cases actually work today
how to deploy it without burning trust
step 1 - every working use case has one shape
read, check, apply a rule, write a draft
if your task fits, the bot takes it
step 2 - five checks before handoff
repeatable, cross-system, rule-based, draft-first, cheap to get wrong
fails one? add a gate or wait
step 3 - start with sales
36 LinkedIn drafts queued overnight, zero sent without review
no team has more agent-ready work
step 4 - engineering gets bug repro, CI/CD watch and dependency audits
the bot grabs the ticket, hits staging and hands back a repro pack
step 5 - operations takes over inbox, expenses and travel
the bot logs into portals with no API
finance gets 8-12 hours back at month-end
step 6 - marketing owns 13 of the 56 roles
paid media, content calendars, competitor watch
all overnight, all draft-first
step 7 - the approval line
every documented use case stops before external action
nothing gets sent, booked or paid without you
step 8 - roll out over four weeks
watch, review everything, review flags, then scheduled routine
skip a week and the risk stacks up
step 9 - the fleet
Chief of Staff bot on top, specialists below, bots messaging each other
you stop being the middleman
step 10 - rank tasks by the cost of a mistake
the bot nails 49 in a row
then does something strange on the 50th with full confidence
keep a human at every exit
the result - 56 roles, one playbook
the bot takes the 80% that repeats
you keep the 20% that matters
use cases: x.ai/bot/use-cases
marketplace: x.ai/bot/marketplace
ProspexNation retweeted
Paste this into Grok Bot tonight and let it work while you sleep.
By morning it can build you a market simulator: order book, four trader types, experiments run across 30+ seeds each, with a validator checking the work.
It’s all yours
ProspexNation retweeted
I TOLD MY GROK BOT ONE THING: "DON'T LOSE MY MONEY."
it turned $250 into $2,310.
what I used is an open-source GitHub repo that turns Grok into a perps trader on Hyperliquid.
here's the whole setup:
1. Clone the repo
2. Plug in one API key
3. Set max leverage and max risk per trade
4. Pick the pairs it's allowed to touch
5. Run it on paper first (I did)
then I stopped touching it.
5 trades later:
ETH +$140
BTC +$265
SOL −$71
HYPE +$402
DOGE +$1,324
$250 → $2,310 on paper.
the interesting part is what "don't lose my money" turns into inside the repo. a risk agent sizes every position and writes the stop before entry, then sits on a veto over the other six agents. grok can want a trade all day. If the risk agent says no, it doesn't happen.
the last trade made 64% of the profit, though. Without it, I'm at $986. that's the part nobody screenshots.
I'll keep posting the full runs, red trades included. send this to the friend who still trades without a stop.
what's the first rule you'd give your bot?
ProspexNation retweeted
I started taking B12 in the morning, omega-3 at lunch, and magnesium before bed.
Without exaggerating, my personality changed 180 degrees.
1. B12, in the morning
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Hudson Pennington, Prospex, 2028
💣💣💣
The left handed hitting shortstop crushes this pitch as it goes over the right field fence. Smooth left handed swing with good athletic motions.
#ALSC26 || @PrepBaseballAL
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OF Brayden Lingerfelt (@prospexbaseball, 2027)
Projectable frame with quality barrel speed through the zone. Lingerfelt is on time for this one as he scorches it back up the middle for an RBI single.
#ALSC26 || @PrepBaseballAL
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2B Lincoln Wright (@prospexbaseball, 2027)
Toe tap load generating good pop. Wright blasts this one into the left center gap for a double.
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3B Harper Boyd (@prospexbaseball, 2027)
Athletic swing with quality barrel control through extension. Boyd adds his second hit of the game. He lines this one into left center for a single.
#ALSC26 || @PrepBaseballAL
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1B Creek Johnson (@prospexbaseball, 2027)
Athletic frame with good pop generated through the lower half. Johnson sends this one back where it came from for a 2 RBI single.
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