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fitness savant • Star Wars junkie • anime addict •

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Joined October 2023
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My Friday morning is not starting off the way it was supposed to
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Good morning to everyone except Bryce Young bumass
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Subway having a commercial calling their processed meat sandwiches “real food” over a smoothie is pure comedy.
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nudes in a relationship are important. yes, I wanna see your pussy while I'm at work for the 37th time.
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isolation. call it unhealthy if you want, but it remains the most undefeated coping mechanism.
what’s your coping mechanism during hard times?
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Don't let the fact that I'm deeply unserious distract you from the fact that you're in the presence of a genius.
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🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾
You know how there’s wine tasting? It’d be really nice if we had that for weed, tasting different strains of weed.
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Some of yall go through life raw dogging public toilets with no shame 🤦🏾‍♂️
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Why they saying it’s gonna be hard for her? She fine af and prob got her own everything. It’s niggaz saving hoes wit way less who don’t look anywhere near as good every single day 🤷🏾‍♂️
Willow Ryder announces she’s retiring from 🌽 and is ready to settle down and have kids with a man. “I’m done. I want a fucking man. I want a man to take me serious. I’m gonna start cooking. I’m gonna start cleaning. I’m gonna start doing all the shit Cardi B says she doesn’t do. Cause I wanna keep a man and I don’t wanna be a baby mama.”
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Saylavi (+1500) 💎 TD Scripture. @Playbook
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Motion heals a n!gga.
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Ronin Warriors 🙌🏾
Drop the anime that made you fall in love with anime.
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Still no Halloween costume 😅
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All this trauma and I still haven't awakened my Sharingan.
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Scrolling thru the new music section of Apple Music and idk not one of these mfs 😭😭😭
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I can't end up being wasted potential
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🫣 don’t shame me
Ask a ngga for a massage , & he start spreading your buttt cheeeks apart 😒
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You tell a bitch you hungry she be like “come eat this pussy” Bitch I want a breakfast sandwich
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