𝙏𝙧𝙞𝙜𝙜𝙚𝙧-𝙁𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙚𝙧

𝑵𝒆𝒘 𝑻𝒚𝒑𝒆 - 𝐇 𝐄 𝐑 𝐎 -

“…….I’ll be real dude, that last part kinda makes someone wanna worry, just sayin for future reference ya know?”

“WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEN MAN COME ON!!!” Holds his metal head, then grabbing onto X’s shoulders and shaking him. “ARE WE FIGHTING GHOSTS OR NOT I NEED TO KNOW?!!!!”

“Ah.” Puts his pistol away. “Sorry, trigger finger acts up when people do things like that, especially one who blows up hands for jokes. Good to see you’re fine now tho.”

“Ah, see thank you for answering all I needed. Also how’d you lose your hand? And who I gotta shoot?”

“No no no you’re not THINKING enough X, how are you going to feel the pain if your LEG IS GONE?!!!!”

“Yea yea why use a throwing axe when you can have a good gun on your sid-whatever Abel city is real, look I think the name is weird too but it’s as real as can be look.” The Maverick Hunter would take out a little old photo and show em. “Buncha reploids and humans live there.”

“If I had a nickel for every person who said, ima kill everyone or ima beat you to death. I’d could buy Abel city!!! What’s your damage anyway?”

“Ooooooooooooooooooooooh verrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry scary.”

“-IF YOUR LEG IS GONE!!!!!”

“If you leg get cut off…would it hurt?”

“Crappppp that was a long nap, damn.”