@ProxyFreak

''Female'' ''Comedian'' • Written for @Dropout & @HardDriveMag

She/They
Joined January 2023
My latest piece for Hard Drive is up! If you like my stupid Twitter shitposts you should read my stupid satire articles, like, retweet, share, maybe give me a little kiss. Couldnt hurt!
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A Surf Dracula Porno where they just talk and kiss the entire time and the girl only takes her top off in the last 4 minutes of the video
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A lot of ppl giving Sugar credit for her full commitment to the bit & spamming her emote but man shoutout to Kaien for perfectly playing his own bit & responding to each question like he genuinely has no clue what the guy is even talking about
GG EZ full interview
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Theyre like perfectly troll tag-teaming this guy and the best part is the interviewer is matching their energy by rolling over & letting them just fuck with him on every question. This is Between Two Ferns if it was good
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If you squint you can actually make out a Third, Omega Bit where theyre working together to create romantic/sexual tension between Kaien and Kole the interviewer. Just a masterclass
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POWERPUFF KAIJU?! YESSSSSS!!!!!
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A Surf Dracula Porno where they just talk and kiss the entire time and the girl only takes her top off in the last 4 minutes of the video
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Flag for Trans ppl who are really into Astronomy and candy canes
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YOUR Dad? Where did the First Person come from. I thought this scenario was being told in Second Person. Who is the Narrator in this scenario? The girl? Are you watching us fuck cuckstyle from the corner?? Come back here
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YOUR Dad? Where did the First Person come from. I thought this scenario was being told in Second Person. Who is the Narrator in this scenario? The girl? Are you watching us fuck cuckstyle from the corner?? Come back here
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QUEEN GHIDORAH retweeted
Century eggs really started falling off when they started digging the eggs up early to cut costs Fuckin private equity
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Having a cool username is like 90% of the reason why I might follow someone back. Like hell yeah I absolutely will be your mutual Nancy Reagan Sexbot.
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QUEEN GHIDORAH retweeted
Is Charlie Kirk the first public figure to have a leitmotif
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Halimede will genuinely say some bullllshiiit like "All trans women should not get srs because it doesn't make you xx and also it can make lesbians pregnant" and people will eat it up because she worded it in a vaguely academic tone and added "Trans women are beautiful angels"
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Is Charlie Kirk the first public figure to have a leitmotif
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I have most of the money needed I'm really just short like $50 or so bucks if anyone wants to make my day...
Car needs to be repaired for $800 :))) coolant system is completely fucked and leaking into the oil :333 my car ^^ shes so sillyyyyy uuuuuuuuUUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHHH
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How it feels being halfway through typing a reply to a discourse post & realizing you dont actually NEED to say that so you genuinely close the window and move on
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Car needs to be repaired for $800 :))) coolant system is completely fucked and leaking into the oil :333 my car ^^ shes so sillyyyyy uuuuuuuuUUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHHH
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QUEEN GHIDORAH retweeted
The new trailer for ‘GODZILLA MINUS ZERO’ has been released. In theaters on November 6.
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Big day for the most cruel person you know who still brings life to the party
Big day for the hottest, funniest women you know
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