The butterfly effect may be so powerful it actually has the makings of a science experiment.
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These people who wander into your kitchen and start cooking dinner from scratch should be terrified.
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I say the following are the Top Ten Reasons Why You'll Never Click on a Facebook Page. (List provided by Instant Pot.)
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Thirty years of Big Ben blaring through my speakers. I'm gonna hear him through binoculars whenever I look down at my glasses.
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Relieved to hear I didn't invent Bitcoin. Seems I laid a pretty good foundation for a sneaker advertisement.
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If Superman came to my city I would steal a car and run him over with my own car.
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I've been listening to reggae music for twenty minutes straight. I think I'm going to pick up the tuba and bring it to the end of the evening. Would this be better if I use proper baseball scorekeeping shorthand?
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The Koch Brothers are making their biggest bank in the form of political action committees. That's a lot of checks to be returned.
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Every celebrity profile on Facebook has to start somewhere. Make of it what you will.
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Every Murder on the Polar Express ever. I pity the poor sod that had to make that train.
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Sometimes you just have to grind it out with a coffee pot on your lap.
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Let's get real. The first rule of Frasier Club is to tell everyone to get out there and act surprised when shit hits the fan.
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Tom Cruise having a good hair day. So is his conversion to Judaism complete?
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I'm in prime mid-season TV football watching shape. Totally nailing it today.
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